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AHMETxRock wrote:I am posting a picture of the tattoos I have.
I have one for every person that has ever been attracted to me.
Oh god that is creepy.
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I like you Ahmet. See, now you have to get a tattoo for me!
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Not...not for you.

Of you.


Of how he feels about you.*


*Hint: Probably schoolgirl hentai.

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Hentai is weird. He should get an illustration of me as a child space hooker on his chest. It's what I always wanted to be...
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Put alas, you reached adolescence without finding your pimp.

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I wouldn't want to meet Ahmet in a dark alley! In a brightly lit room, sure, but not in a dark alley.
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Surely a brightly lit room would be worse.

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Yeah, because he'd rape you so everyone in the room could see. If it was a dark ally, people would just hear screams and not know who it was, saving you the embarrassment.

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But he's sad and lonely, remember? He'd just rape you with words about his Sadness and loneliness which is ten times as bad.
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I meant because he was ugly, but your explanations are great too. You managed to not get the joke and talk about rape.

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It doesn't count if I kill you before I start raping. It's considered masturbation.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Assisted masturbation. In fact, 50% of all bodies donated to science end up being raped.

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No wonder Zach is so interested in the sciences!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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