Oldrac stabs toddlers.
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Oldrac stabs toddlers.
But, it's okay, it's because they killed his family.
More importantly, for a limited time only, you can have a beautiful commemorative plate!
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*Plus Shipping and Handling. Shipping and Handling are $20.
More importantly, for a limited time only, you can have a beautiful commemorative plate!
You'll notice its sensuous lines, detailed and vibrant colors, and etching of the momentous and historic line, "For now, I'm stuck stabbing toddlers."
This piece of gorgeous craftsmanship can be used as decoration in your living room, family room, hall way, kitchen, bathroom, or shrine. It can be given as a gift to family members, friends, teachers, clergy, co-workers, and postal employees. It can be used as artwork, functional dish-ware, discus, plant-water-catcher, and more!
Act now, and you'll receive our special early bird price of only one easy payment of $10.95*!
*Plus Shipping and Handling. Shipping and Handling are $20.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
I'll have 6, shipped individually with an alarm clock in each package and arabic writing on at least four sides.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
Done.Cirtur wrote:I'll have 6, shipped individually with an alarm clock in each package and arabic writing on at least four sides.
That will be $239.70.
Your order will be shipped pending the receipt of your check/money order/credit card number.
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Credit Card number: 444444444444 (add or subtract as many fours as is applicable)
Expiry Date: 14 December 2009
I await my delivery.
Expiry Date: 14 December 2009
I await my delivery.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
Gawd. Oldrac is so cool.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
Be careful who hears you saying that.
It could come back to haunt you.
It could come back to haunt you.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
Somehow I'm not worried.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Be careful who hears you saying that.
It could come back to haunt you.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
I'd like to order one, please!
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You need to post your bank details.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
I ordered some of the cheaper, off-brand ones.
They hold my food just as good as any plate could.
They hold my food just as good as any plate could.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
I died laughing.FengharTheNord wrote:I ordered some of the cheaper, off-brand ones.
They hold my food just as good as any plate could.
Died.
Died!
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I died from the poison in the lead-based paint they used on the off-brand plates that I bought.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
Use Cirtur's card for mine, he won't mind.Cirtur wrote:You need to post your bank details.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
Fantastic.Edminster wrote:Use Cirtur's card for mine, he won't mind.Cirtur wrote:You need to post your bank details.
We only have a few more plates left at this special, limited time, reduced price!
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
Not enough toddler stabbing in here. You got my hopes up for nothing.
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