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Afraid not. All we have in here is bargains!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Afraid not. All we have in here are bargains!
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yeah, this thread is blatant false advertising.

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My plates are not false - they are made out of real human teeth, but I don't know about them other plates, the proprietor of which shall have to account for them herself.
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What brought these plates about?
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Hell if I know, I was just there to make the knock-off.
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I hope it's because of a blood feud.

Because then the tagline would be:
"Woman vs. Crabs"*



*I know he's just one crab, but it's funnier this way.
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Still not gonna beat all of those lines about "teabagging".

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Yeah. Silly republicans.
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AHMETxRock wrote:
Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Afraid not. All we have in here are bargains!
Fix'd.
It doesn't bother me nearly so much that I made that mistake as it does that Ahmet was the one who corrected it.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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mountainmage wrote:What brought these plates about?
Ah. It is largely illogical nonsensical. However, essentially, I have determined that whenever Oldrac leaves his apartment* it is to stab toddlers. And why does he do this? It is for revenge since toddlers killed his family. The commemorative plates are just a bonus.



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I just have to ask, is the limited time offer already expired? I saw this thread title and just had to investigate.
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Asherian wrote:I just have to ask, is the limited time offer already expired? I saw this thread title and just had to investigate.
No!

In fact, our factory overproduced, and so for the lucky people who call within the next twenty-four hours can receive TWO commemorative plates for the price of ONE!
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Sweet! I'd love to get a set of 4!
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Well, that is a deal I just can't pass up. Looks like I'm not eating this month!
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