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for an elbow!

Personally, I would prefer a kitten, because I would not need to walk it.

Stick to the forum rules, super wog plumber. No double posting.

Don't worry, we all do it. It's just meant to stop very pointless posts. If you have two pointless things to say, combine them, then you can rule the world!
Kitten. The worst I have to worry about with a cat is that they might pee on the floor if they aren't trained. A dog's crap-rubs on the carpet automaticly make them lose.
Dogs are man's best friend. Cat's show actual affection.
If we were talking about women, you'd know which quality would win.

I would rather have a kitten because they have sharper teeth for when I make scissors out of their head.

Kitten head scissors do not work well, they just make a bunch of tiny holes.

I would rather have a dog, due to the fact that everyone else seems to be choosing kittens. I would then train my dog elbow to eat all of your kitten elbows and thus would rule the forums. It's all in my plan.

No because I would kick you.

A puppy, because I would rather pick up poop with a plastic bag then clean a litter box.

I always choose my pets based on which feces I would prefer to clean.

Well figures a COW would say that. You dudes shit in the very grasslands you feed in. (Not really. They do barf up alot, however, then eat it. WOMEN.)
In my opinion, the fact it doesn't stink is awesome. I mean, cats will attempt to mask the smell. A dog with that mentality would allow him to bury his own shit. If we really could mutate them together, I want this trait.

smiley_cow wrote:A puppy, because I would rather pick up poop with a plastic bag then clean a litter box.

I always choose my pets based on which feces I would prefer to clean.

What she said. Also, cats suck.

This reminds me of cutewithchris.com.



And, more importantly, this awesome picture of Michael Ignatieff.

Astasia, I love you for posting that second picture. I felt you should know.

Damn, I guess Rainbow was right.

My love can always be bought by an amusing picture of a Canadian politician.

If we get to make choices on animals, I want a Yoshi.

smiley_cow wrote:Astasia, I love you for posting that second picture. I felt you should know.

I win over all the girls with pussy.

/obvious sexual innuendo.