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I thought of the sexual innuendo before the non-sexual.

I chuckled at myself.
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Whoa, I thought that thing was a chihuahua.
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Further edit: I want a pet Reptar. Possibly a pet Pokemon and a pet fangirl.
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smiley_cow wrote:Astasia, I love you for posting that second picture. I felt you should know.
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I prefer a puppy/kitten hybrid.

Then you sprinkle it with bread crumbs and cilantro and deep fry it for about 30 minutes.

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Cats are evil, and it is a proven fact that their poo makes you slow and stupid*.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:I prefer a puppy/kitten hybrid.

Then you sprinkle it with bread crumbs and cilantro and deep fry it for about 30 minutes.
Deep-frying your own elbow? That's pretty brutal.
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astasia wrote:
smiley_cow wrote:Astasia, I love you for posting that second picture. I felt you should know.
And, for those of you who prefer a more Conservative Canadian Cat Cuteness...

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:I prefer a puppy/kitten hybrid.

Then you sprinkle it with bread crumbs and cilantro and deep fry it for about 30 minutes.
Deep-frying your own elbow? That's pretty brutal.
Ummm... did you read my post? I said nothing of an elbow, that was the one thing I didn't choose.

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super mario wrote:for an elbow!

Personally, I would prefer a kitten, because I would not need to walk it.
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My sincere apologies. I definitely read "or."

I still would like the puppy/kitten hybrid combo platter. Fries on the side. Please.

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Khazd wrote:Cats are evil, and it is a proven fact that their poo makes you slow and stupid*.

*i would look up the name of the disease and linky it, but once again, too lazy tonight
It's a good thing Zach's vcery own girl Kelly has you covered on that.
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A kitten because if I got a puppy it would grow up into a dog and then people would call me elbow-dog and I will be rejected from my community.

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Busalonium wrote:A kitten because if I got a puppy it would grow up into a dog and then people would call me elbow-dog and I will be rejected from my community.
Haven't you already been rejected from your community?
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