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Right, over the years I have had this plan, that if ever I had the money and the property I would build a disco shower.

Is this pretty cool?

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Y. I would definitely come to your house* and use your shower if you had this.

*By this I mean kill you and steal your identity.

Is the water going to appear to be different colors (like what they do to Niagra)? Because that would be freaking sweet.

It probably would because of the lights. I really want to build this but alas, I am poor.

That is why you need to be some kind of tycoon. For example, a business tycoon or a railroad tycoon.

I'm going to be a teaching tycoon. I will teach all the children until I've built up a vast empire. Financially, I do not see any problems with this.

Neither do I. Speaking as a man with a reasonably large penis, I would like to point out that whilst children can be fun they often do not carry a lot of money with them.

Although if you made every child you teach give you a dollar every year...

Cirtur wrote:Neither do I. Speaking as a man with a reasonably large penis, I would like to point out that whilst children can be fun they often do not carry a lot of money with them.

Although if you made every child you teach give you a dollar every year...

When I was about to leave student teaching, my children offered to buy my time, by each bringing in a dollar for every day.

It's sweet, but, they're 12, and gonna run out of their allowance before I'll get my money. No deal.

Take the deal, beat them when they don't pay up. Remember, if you're a woman the law is in your favour.

Also beat them up if they do give you the money, so they know that if they don't then this is what they will get.

Instead of a disco shower, could it be an iShower? I'm sure apple would hear your pitch.

How 'bout a golden shower? I forget how the rest of the joke goes but it's pretty obvious.

Then they would make it really expensive and really tiny and downloadable as an app for your iPhone.

...No. I mean that Apple could sell fully functional iShowers and install them in homes.

Say goodbye to Dirty Dancing!

That was very clever. I will whole-heartedly admit that.