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I have a dead baby shark in a jar.

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It was given as a present from one of my exes.

I would not longer like it (I did not like it to begin with).

I would feel bad throwing it out.

Is there anywhere you can recycle these things? Would anyone like it (For Free!)? Do pawn shops take dead baby animals floating in some sort of liquid? Can I pawn it off on someone else as a gift?
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I would like it for free.

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Fantastic!

Give me your address.

(And don't just post a bunch of 4s, like you did for your credit card number. :( )
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That was my real credit card number! Honestly, no one believes me.

I will not put my address on the internet, but I will get a friend's PO Box as soon as I find the number.

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Cirtur wrote:That was my real credit card number! Honestly, no one believes me.

I will not put my address on the internet, but I will get a friend's PO Box as soon as I find the number.
you could just pm her and hope she doesn't spam it all over the board. also remember to be careful around formaldehyde. another also, you might need to check on shipping that stuff... it might have to be classified as a hazardous material if it is indeed stored in formaldehyde (not sure, just thinking out loud*)

*and by out loud i mean silently typing of course

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2204 W. Memphis St. 74012 Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.

I would love this dead baby shark like a child and would totally name it and post pictures of my awesome adventures with it.
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Who's now going to send random things to Fenghar?

My suggestion is a Knife, a Videocamera, and a typewritten note that says, "You know what you must do now."
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Edminster wrote:Who's now going to send random things to Fenghar?

My suggestion is a Knife, a Videocamera, and a typewritten note that says, "You know what you must do now."
No, Ed, this is why we can't have nice things.

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Oh sweet! I needs me a video camera, and a knife would be cool too. I already have paper, though I enjoy getting letters!
DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
bow chicka bow wow

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LordRetard wrote:No, Ed, this is why we can't have nice things.
I thought that I was the reason we can't have nice things.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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FengharTheNord wrote:2204 W. Memphis St. 74012 Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.

I would love this dead baby shark like a child and would totally name it and post pictures of my awesome adventures with it.
Somehow, I can't believe this is your real address.

But, I wonder whose address it actually is.
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It is indeed my real address. I have no reservations about posting my information online, aside from maybe to spam mail services of course. I prefer entering in fake and silly ones into my profile details though, because its more fun.
DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
bow chicka bow wow

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Well hopefully you dont live with your parents, cuz I am so gunna send a crapton of strange porn to that address. I can do that cuz it is free from work. You will be seeing UPS soon my friend.
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Yesss.

I do live with my mom, though.
DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
bow chicka bow wow

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Oh, good! Perhaps she will enjoy the "hot men over 70" selection.
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