I have a dead baby shark in a jar.

Asherian · Post by **Asherian** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:25 pm

I'm sure there are plenty of bits telling you to do anatomically questionable things Cirtur, do you really need us to show them to you?

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:31 pm

I actually feel so harassed right now. I'm calling the political correctness officer.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:33 pm

PC PC?

Asherian · Post by **Asherian** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:35 pm

Ah! Not the political correctness offi... oh wait, he's no power here! Boo-yah for the internet.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:38 am

In answer to your question Cirtur: No. No I wouldn't. If I was hot and smexy, maybe, but otherwise not.

Perhaps this will explain the true reason why.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:09 pm

That is low-self esteem right there.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:43 pm

Cirtur wrote:That is low-self esteem right there.

That's why I take tablets. So that one day I'll think I'm hot enough to smex myself.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:54 pm

What you need girl is to go on Gok Wan's show. Also I thought your link was going to be an ugly picture of yourself.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:05 pm

You don't have to be hot to smex yourself...

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:14 am

Cirtur wrote:What you need girl is to go on Gok Wan's show.

Hey, I like that show. Except none of those people are actually fat. Just think they are fat. Some of them 'size 16' need to be hit on the head and forced to go associate with people who are actually fat, so they figure out there is nothing wrong with them. BUT the show is really nice, and offers a positive outlook on personal appearance which is really nice to see. MUCH better than those 'plastic surgery' improvement shows.

Cirtur wrote:Also I thought your link was going to be an ugly picture of yourself.

No. If I was seeking compliments / reasurance about my looks I would have posted a picture than secretly hoped everyone would say, "Awe, your not that ugly/fat/bad." But I wasn't, I was stating a through belief. Photos of myself are scare and very hard to find (damn you facebook for fucking up this plan by letting other people with cameras post pictures of me) because in my life I've seen about three photos of myself that didn't trigger an automatic destroy reaction. And now that's enough of that topic.

LordRetard wrote:You don't have to be hot to smex yourself...

Please refer to my previous link. To sum it up though, I have standards, and I don't actually fall into those standards.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:04 am

So you ARE lesbian! Just not a narcissistic one.

Asherian · Post by **Asherian** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:07 am

Just because you want to have sex with women doesn't make you a lesbian.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:08 am

It could mean you're bi, or bi-curious. Or, a lesbian.

Asherian · Post by **Asherian** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:11 am

Hey! Maybe your just flexible in your outlook on who's viable to have sex with. Why do you need to label this? Huh?

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:12 am

Because I like labeling things. It makes them easier to file.

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