Filing is fun and profitable.. I guess you have a point there. Fine.mountainmage wrote:Because I like labeling things. It makes them easier to file.
I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
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Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
As pure as the driven snow. Bitches
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Yeah, just put a bag over your head.LordRetard wrote:You don't have to be hot to smex yourself...
Asherian wrote:Just because you want to have sex with women doesn't make you a lesbian.
It could just mean that you are a hetero male.mountainmage wrote:It could mean you're bi, or bi-curious. Or, a lesbian.
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Hetero males are just lesbians in disguise.Lethal Interjection wrote:Yeah, just put a bag over your head.LordRetard wrote:You don't have to be hot to smex yourself...
Asherian wrote:Just because you want to have sex with women doesn't make you a lesbian.It could just mean that you are a hetero male.mountainmage wrote:It could mean you're bi, or bi-curious. Or, a lesbian.
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Lesbians don't have penis.
I do have penis.
I do have penis.
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They might. It is just removable. Is yours?Cirtur wrote:Lesbians don't have penis.
I do have penis.
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Mine is not removable, however it is more flexible and has more uses.
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Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
More like I remove myself from my penis! Because it's so big. Except that I can't remove myself because it's attached to me. I mean, I'm attached to it. It's very difficult to carry around, it's actually kind of annoying.
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This is why I have a penis that changes size depending on what I want.
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Ah, like my super-hero identity, Extendo-Penis! My secret identity is a man who always has uncomfortably huge genitals.
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LordRetard wrote:More like I remove myself from my penis! Because it's so big. Except that I can't remove myself because it's attached to me. I mean, I'm attached to it. It's very difficult to carry around, it's actually kind of annoying.
Yes, I'm sure you carry it around in a wheelbarrow at all times.
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Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Hey you come to Toronto you can see it and shit.
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Yes, I'll hop on a boat to Canadia so I can go penis watching.
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It's a past-time for you puny Americans, like coming to watch the leaves change colour.
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Who the fuck watches the leaves change colour?
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LordRetard wrote:It's a past-time for you puny Americans, like coming to watch the penis change colour.
Why would he shit?LordRetard wrote:Hey you come to Toronto you can see it and shit.