I have a dead baby shark in a jar.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:52 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:
LordRetard wrote:It's a past-time for you puny Americans, like coming to watch the penis change colour.

LordRetard wrote:Hey you come to Toronto you can see it and shit.
Why would he shit?

If you don't get it, you probably don't want to. Suffice to say, it's definitely sexual.

Lethal Interjection · Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:55 pm

LordRetard wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:
LordRetard wrote:It's a past-time for you puny Americans, like coming to watch the penis change colour.

LordRetard wrote:Hey you come to Toronto you can see it and shit.
Why would he shit?
If you don't get it, you probably don't want to. Suffice to say, it's definitely sexual.

I really just didn't want to go that route.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:59 pm

It's definitely one of the less popular festivals around.

Euclidthegreek · Post by **Euclidthegreek** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:19 am

I agree with Kimra. I wouldn't do it. The sight of myself naked disgusts me.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:30 am

I find myself to be physically attractive between my gut and my chin. The rest is just a fucking mess.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:38 am

LordRetard wrote:I find myself to be physically attractive between my gut and my chin. The rest is just a fucking mess.

I find myself to be very attractive from my upper lip to my lower nostril. I have a philtrum that makes women melt. MELT.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:25 am

LordRetard wrote:I find myself to be physically attractive between my gut and my chin. The rest is just a fucking mess.

So you have a cleft chin and washboard abs?

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:26 am

If you've seen any of my photos you should know that that is not inclusive whatsoever. Everything between them, that doesn't include my gut or chin whatsoever.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:27 am

Oh, so you have nice pecs?

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:30 am

Well... No. But they're strong, so that counts for something.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:43 am

So you have strong moobs? Honestly that's the only thing left I can think of.

Post by **Edminster** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:48 am

Yeah, my first thought was that LR must have a pretty sweet rack.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:53 am

Maybe he has perky nipples? And they make him happy.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:00 am

mountainmage wrote:So you have strong moobs? Honestly that's the only thing left I can think of.

I do have very strong moobs... I used to do a few hundred push-ups a day. That kind of thing leaves a lasting mark on your body, even though I'm way fat these days. And I have been told that I have a sweet rack.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:07 am

What happened that you went from a few hundred push-ups to being overweight? You coulda been a contender!

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