I have a dead baby shark in a jar.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
LordRetard wrote:It's a past-time for you puny Americans, like coming to watch the penis change colour.
LordRetard wrote:Hey you come to Toronto you can see it and shit.
Why would he shit?
If you don't get it, you probably don't want to. Suffice to say, it's definitely sexual.

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LordRetard wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:
LordRetard wrote:It's a past-time for you puny Americans, like coming to watch the penis change colour.
LordRetard wrote:Hey you come to Toronto you can see it and shit.
Why would he shit?
If you don't get it, you probably don't want to. Suffice to say, it's definitely sexual.
I really just didn't want to go that route.

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It's definitely one of the less popular festivals around.

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I agree with Kimra. I wouldn't do it. The sight of myself naked disgusts me.
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I find myself to be physically attractive between my gut and my chin. The rest is just a fucking mess.

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LordRetard wrote:I find myself to be physically attractive between my gut and my chin. The rest is just a fucking mess.
I find myself to be very attractive from my upper lip to my lower nostril. I have a philtrum that makes women melt. MELT.

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LordRetard wrote:I find myself to be physically attractive between my gut and my chin. The rest is just a fucking mess.
So you have a cleft chin and washboard abs?
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If you've seen any of my photos you should know that that is not inclusive whatsoever. Everything between them, that doesn't include my gut or chin whatsoever.

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Oh, so you have nice pecs?
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Well... No. But they're strong, so that counts for something.

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So you have strong moobs? Honestly that's the only thing left I can think of.
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Yeah, my first thought was that LR must have a pretty sweet rack.
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Maybe he has perky nipples? And they make him happy.
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mountainmage wrote:So you have strong moobs? Honestly that's the only thing left I can think of.
I do have very strong moobs... I used to do a few hundred push-ups a day. That kind of thing leaves a lasting mark on your body, even though I'm way fat these days. And I have been told that I have a sweet rack. :D

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What happened that you went from a few hundred push-ups to being overweight? You coulda been a contender!
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