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Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:16 am
by LordRetard
I was overweight back then, too. My metabolism just slowed down and I got fatter; I don't know if I mentioned this but I'm kind of a huge glutton. I'm still strong enough to hit someone, if they manage to sit still for a second.
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:05 am
by Frostbite
You're also clearly 35. Don't be too hard on yourself.
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:09 am
by LordRetard
How many times have I told you that that's not true?... Have I told you that it isn't true yet? Anyway, it's not true.
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:45 am
by Frostbite
Yes, and I already explained I refuse to believe it.
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:04 am
by Cirtur
LR is 35? That makes too much sense to be a lie.
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:57 pm
by Frostbite
Pfft, why would I lie to you guys? I mean, seriously.
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:02 pm
by Cirtur
Yeah, just because I saw you yesterday and you still claim to live in the united states. People can be so distrusting.
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:12 pm
by Frostbite
Actually I live in...Moldova...yeah, that sounds good.
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:18 pm
by Cirtur
Moldova...that has an L in that name. Therefore your real identity is
Ed Milliband, secretary for energy and climate change.
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:20 pm
by Frostbite
Damnation, you've caught me.
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:07 pm
by Cirtur
How are the kids?
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:10 pm
by Frostbite
In prison. Again.
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:21 pm
by Cirtur
What a drag. Speaking of drag, how did the tranny hooker scandal work out?
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:23 pm
by Edminster
For the last time, I thought she was a guy!
Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:27 pm
by Cirtur
Deary me.