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I'm disappointed that Ed has yet to post the picture of me cuddling with Marvin in a bar.

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Apocalyptus wrote:Well the smell of burnt hair is preferable to nuclear fallout or global warming, as I always say.
But does his hair store carbon?*

*I know too much about this topic... not his hair, carbon counting global warming stuff.
Avalant wrote:I'm disappointed that Ed has yet to post the picture of me cuddling with Marvin in a bar.
I too am disappointed. But more because he hasn't posted a picture of you giving it a lap dance.
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I am like the most disappointed. I want to see Marvin getting his sexy on.

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Cirtur wrote:I am like the most disappointed. I want to see Marvin getting his sexy on.
I'm more disappointed the you. I'm like, the most disappointed-est. I want to watch Marvin porn.
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If you want to see the Adventures of Marvin, you're gonna have to watch his facebook page.
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Edminster wrote:If you want to see the Adventures of Marvin, you're gonna have to watch his facebook page.
Oh my. Now do I become a fan and allow all these strange people (who don't already have me on facebook) the opportunity to cyber-stalk me?

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Edminster wrote:If you want to see the Adventures of Marvin, you're gonna have to watch his facebook page.
My cat has more friends on facebook than I do. I'm not sure if I want to let the shark have more....
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Kimra wrote:
Apocalyptus wrote:Well the smell of burnt hair is preferable to nuclear fallout or global warming, as I always say.
But does his hair store carbon?
Ha good point - I see I haven't fully thought this concept through.
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Apocalyptus wrote:Ha good point - I see I haven't fully thought this concept through.
Shame on you.

We'll have to run scientific trials, with highly corrosive acid.*

*I know this has nothing to do with carbon, but it'd still be fun!
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Just to be clear you upside-down opposite people aren't running any tests. Sometimes the magic should be left unexplained.

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Cirtur wrote:Just to be clear you upside-down opposite people aren't running any tests. Sometimes the magic should be left unexplained.
Tsk. Fine. No test.

Where's the chloroform?
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Kimra wrote:
Cirtur wrote:Just to be clear you upside-down opposite people aren't running any tests. Sometimes the magic should be left unexplained.
Tsk. Fine. No test.

Where's the chloroform?
You know we could just use the hair to create an army of clones which we force to generate electricity by treading on giant mouse wheels day in, day out. It may just be a more environmentally friendly option than burning the hair, anyway.
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Apocalyptus wrote:You know we could just use the hair to create an army of clones which we force to generate electricity by treading on giant mouse wheels day in, day out. It may just be a more environmentally friendly option than burning the hair, anyway.
You... you want to clone Cirtur? I don't think the world is ready for this kind of extremism.


On a side note: Has anyone else noticed a lack of MM? It's kind of freaky. :shock:
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Kimra wrote:You... you want to clone Cirtur? I don't think the world is ready for this kind of extremism.


On a side note: Has anyone else noticed a lack of MM? It's kind of freaky. :shock:
I am pretty XTREME.

Also MM does this. It's how he keeps his average postcount down.

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I am somewhat surprised with Martin's popularity and adventures.

I wonder if ever in my ex's narcotic-induced slumbers could he have ever imagined his present for me would somehow morph into a thing of legend.
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