The thread where I comment on AHMET's pickup lines

[mountainmage]

Bam! We're quite the meme duo, eh?

[littleninja]

Baby, this is a sucky thread you made right here. Mostly, 'cause it involves Ahmet. Next time, make a thread about Cirtur. Those are way better.

You've got it all wrong. This is the thread where I shoot Ahmet down. Think of the possibilities!

[Frostbite]

Well...really there is just one possibility. You shoot him down.

[Cirtur]

For this to work Ahmet would have to constantly say pickup lines and you would have to resist him.

Somehow I don't think this is going to happen for two reasons:

1) Ahmet is sad and lonely and probably doesn't want you.
2) Astasia is a psycho and coming to your house soon. YOU CANNOT ALWAYS STAY AWAKE

[astasia]

For this to work Ahmet would have to constantly say pickup lines and you would have to resist him.

Somehow I don't think this is going to happen for two reasons:

1) Ahmet is sad and lonely and probably doesn't want you.
2) Astasia is a psycho and coming to your house soon. YOU CANNOT ALWAYS STAY AWAKE

What? I'm crazy, and I'm going to her house, but I'm not going to kill her while she sleeps.

Molest her? Probably. Murder her? No.

[Khazd]

Are you at least gunna tie her up a bit? I mean c'mon here.

[AHMETxRock]

Seriously, I'd be much more fun than a vibrator. I mean, the batteries will run out of juice before I do.

[astasia]

Are you at least gunna tie her up a bit? I mean c'mon here.

Oh, I am going to do dirty, horrible things to her. And some of them will border on/actually be physically violent.

But, you know, it's done in the name of sexing.

Seriously, I'd be much more fun than a vibrator. I mean, the batteries will run out of juice before I do.

Sir, you are sad and lonely, whereas I actually know how to sex people. Trust me, I'll be more fun.

[ruotwocone]

this is the best thread here for a long time. more pickup lines i say!

ahmet - she's only playing hard to get... that means she likes you. eye on the prize!

[AHMETxRock]

Astasia, you can come too! Trust me, you will.
That was a pun.

[Khazd]

Ooh! Ooh! Use the one I used on my wife!
"Is this a bottle of chloroform in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you? SURPRISE its both!"

[AHMETxRock]

Hey. The only people allowed to hit on lesbians that won't be able to get anywhere are me and Twobuy.
Quit jumping on the bandwagon.
Of course, littleninja can jump on my bandwagon anytime.

[LordRetard]

C'mon, Ahmet, you gotta think of something kinky, that's what she wants.

[AHMETxRock]

My four Muslim wives want to watch.

[your_face]

Start a jihad on her vagina or something.