The thread where I comment on AHMET's pickup lines

[AHMETxRock]

Crap! It's like she isn't even that into guys. Man, if Twobuy were here, we could totally double team these chicks.

You know, it's not the face that is important. It's your inner beauty that is pulling me towards you. I think most guys would just say whatever they could to get into a woman's pants, but I'm not like that. I stare into your eyes and just need to get to know you. (ASIDE: IN BED!)
I'm sorry if I'm tripping all over myself. Mind going to get some coffee with me? I could make a better impression if we were some place less crowded. (ASIDE: LIKE MY PLACE!)

[Khazd]

Oh no, you got me! I take angled shots of the left side of my face to obscure the horribly disfigured right side of my face.

Kinda like this girl did?

[littleninja]

Crap! It's like she isn't even that into guys. Man, if Twobuy were here, we could totally double team these chicks.

You know, it's not the face that is important. It's your inner beauty that is pulling me towards you. I think most guys would just say whatever they could to get into a woman's pants, but I'm not like that. I stare into your eyes and just need to get to know you. (ASIDE: IN BED!)
I'm sorry if I'm tripping all over myself. Mind going to get some coffee with me? I could make a better impression if we were some place less crowded. (ASIDE: LIKE MY PLACE!)

That would totally work on a blonde chick.

[AHMETxRock]

Please say yes.

yes.

Wow. I must REALLY suck at picking up women. If please was all it took to get a yes...

Wow. WOW. I'm seriously having doubts now. I am much less sure about my ability to convince two women that have sexual relations with one another to also have sexual relations with me than I was yesturday.

OH GOD! I'M GOING TO START EATING AND I'M NEVER GOING TO STOP!

P.S. Blonde chicks it is then!

[LordRetard]

OH GOD! I'M GOING TO START EATING AND I'M NEVER GOING TO STOP!

I tried that once. Works surprisingly well.

[Asherian]

Thanks. I'd like to apologize in advance. I wouldn't have caused all that sexual frustration between the two of us if I knew you were preggers.

I'm trying to be original here. I could be all like "Baby, are your feet tired, cause you been running through my mind all day" but that is contrived.

However, if I were to be hitting on Rainbow, I'd say "Baby, you're like a tazor- Both could get me arresting in this state for having you in my pants."

Edit: I would say tazor. It's my sexy-voice.

Ahmet, just again I have to say, thank you for re-affirming you have not changed an ounce while I've been away. I kept reading these post with actual english used and thought behind them and got worried someone had hacked your account. Also the eating thing sounds like a plan! Just remember ice cream will make the tears of your own inadequacies seem less salty!

Also I can't think of any state a taser is illegal in, not saying its not out there. California has some of the stricter concealed carry laws and its still legal here without a permit so I've got to assume its golden. Rainbow on the other hand is a federal offense!

oh.. and whats so wrong with suckling Ed?

[LordRetard]

Rainbow on the other hand is a federal offense!

So it's a forbidden-fruit kind of deal, like an apple.

[Asherian]

Rainbow on the other hand is a federal offense!

So it's a forbidden-fruit kind of deal, like an apple.

Golden Apples have about the same effect on your sanity, so sure!

[LordRetard]

Just as delicious?

[AHMETxRock]

Bah, I could make up with you Asherian. Frostbite's transgressions were unforgivable however.

I would make OUT with littleninja though.

Also, if you didn't disappear, I would have followed Wolf's request for me to hit on YOU. I guess people just think I'm charismatic.

[astasia]

Because I love suckling on sugar cubes.

That's... mighty disturbing, right there.

I like suckling/being suckled on.

But, I think gay sex is gross. So, we're even.

[Frostbite]

More like...awesomegressions.

[littleninja]

I like suckling/being suckled on.

But, I think gay sex is gross. So, we're even.

Baby, I will suckle you all night.

[AHMETxRock]

I thought Ed was commenting on the connotation of the word being strange. I get it now.
I'll get it from littleninja soon enough, however.

[Edminster]

oh.. and whats so wrong with suckling Ed?

I don't know, but people just don't like drawing milk from my mammary glands.

oh.. and whats so wrong with suckling, Ed?

It's not the suckling that I disagree with, it's that he professes to enjoy drawing milk from the mammary glands of a sugar cube that I have issues with.