The thread where I comment on AHMET's pickup lines
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Re: The thread where I comment on AHMET's pickup lines
If I couldn't hit myself I'd be a pretty bad shot, considering.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: The thread where I comment on AHMET's pickup lines
AHMETxRock wrote:If I couldn't hit myself I'd be a pretty bad shot, considering.
SWEET! Open-ended statement time guys. Choose your own conclusion:
If I couldn't hit myself I'd be a pretty bad shot, considering
A) my navel has it's own congressman.
B) my cosplay ranger has a +4 to missile attacks.
C) It'd make me less accurate than the ugly stick and it's an inanimate object.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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Dude, ranger class is for idiots that want to be fricken gay elves.
Now you see, I want to be macho and get all the bitches while solving my problems through violence. I'm a warrior type.
Cirtur's a wizard. Guess why!
Now you see, I want to be macho and get all the bitches while solving my problems through violence. I'm a warrior type.
Cirtur's a wizard. Guess why!
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So B then?AHMETxRock wrote:Dude, ranger class is for idiots that want to be fricken gay elves.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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Do wizards have magical bodies? I thought they just were proficent manipulators of magic, rather than having anything inately magic about themselves.
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I'm a fricken gay elf!
And I'm always a rogue. Because we do it from behind.
And I'm always a rogue. Because we do it from behind.
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That shirt is lying around my house somewhere.littleninja wrote:I'm a fricken gay elf!
And I'm always a rogue. Because we do it from behind.
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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I have her shirt lying on my floor somewhere...
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Re: The thread where I comment on AHMET's pickup lines
Stop going through my trash.AHMETxRock wrote:I have her shirt lying on my floor somewhere...
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Well quit throwing your recyclable tampons in the trash!
Don't you care about the environment?
Don't you care about the environment?
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I had hoped those would deter you.AHMETxRock wrote:Well quit throwing your recyclable tampons in the trash!
Don't you care about the environment?
*throws doggy poo-bags in the trash*
*without knotting them*
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Wow, you must really hate mother nature?
I don't get how women could be attracted to other women. I mean, you are so obviously an incomplete species. MY penis is the only fulfillment you'll experience in bed. Naturally, I mean.
I don't get how women could be attracted to other women. I mean, you are so obviously an incomplete species. MY penis is the only fulfillment you'll experience in bed. Naturally, I mean.
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Recyclable tampons? I thought due to the fact that they are bio-hazards they go straight to the landfill.
Nothing wrong with being a ranger, sometimes you want to stab all the humans while still playing friendly with those woodland creatures. You're just not insane enough to want to play a druid.
Nothing wrong with being a ranger, sometimes you want to stab all the humans while still playing friendly with those woodland creatures. You're just not insane enough to want to play a druid.
As pure as the driven snow. Bitches
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My spirit animal is a hand grenade.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.