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If I couldn't hit myself I'd be a pretty bad shot, considering.
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AHMETxRock wrote:If I couldn't hit myself I'd be a pretty bad shot, considering.

SWEET! Open-ended statement time guys. Choose your own conclusion:

If I couldn't hit myself I'd be a pretty bad shot, considering
A) my navel has it's own congressman.
B) my cosplay ranger has a +4 to missile attacks.
C) It'd make me less accurate than the ugly stick and it's an inanimate object.
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Dude, ranger class is for idiots that want to be fricken gay elves.
Now you see, I want to be macho and get all the bitches while solving my problems through violence. I'm a warrior type.

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My body is simply magical.

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AHMETxRock wrote:Dude, ranger class is for idiots that want to be fricken gay elves.
So B then?
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Do wizards have magical bodies? I thought they just were proficent manipulators of magic, rather than having anything inately magic about themselves.
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I'm a fricken gay elf!

And I'm always a rogue. Because we do it from behind.

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littleninja wrote:I'm a fricken gay elf!

And I'm always a rogue. Because we do it from behind.
That shirt is lying around my house somewhere.
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I have her shirt lying on my floor somewhere...
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AHMETxRock wrote:I have her shirt lying on my floor somewhere...
Stop going through my trash.

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Well quit throwing your recyclable tampons in the trash!
Don't you care about the environment?
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AHMETxRock wrote:Well quit throwing your recyclable tampons in the trash!
Don't you care about the environment?
I had hoped those would deter you.

*throws doggy poo-bags in the trash*

*without knotting them*

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Wow, you must really hate mother nature?
I don't get how women could be attracted to other women. I mean, you are so obviously an incomplete species. MY penis is the only fulfillment you'll experience in bed. Naturally, I mean.
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Recyclable tampons? I thought due to the fact that they are bio-hazards they go straight to the landfill.

Nothing wrong with being a ranger, sometimes you want to stab all the humans while still playing friendly with those woodland creatures. You're just not insane enough to want to play a druid.
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My spirit animal is a hand grenade.
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