Grass sandwich

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:05 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:
Steffles wrote:BUT THEY HAD MUSTARD!!!!
...But that level of mustard could never be sustainable! Your ideas are pure genius, true, but your methodology is pure madness!

You're off the council.

An opening! No one can stand up to a tucker/murdersourus ticket and their undefeatable "eating your children" platform

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:39 pm

tucker wrote:An opening! No one can stand up to a tucker/murdersourus ticket and their undefeatable "eating your children" platform

ah, the ol' limiting population growth platform*

*vote tucker/murdersaurus for a stable, more sustainable tomorrow**
**this message brought to you by the citizens' felowship for human veal

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:46 pm

tucker wrote:An opening! No one can stand up to a tucker/murdersourus ticket and their undefeatable "eating your children" platform

I have children! I'd vote for that!

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:53 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:
Steffles wrote:BUT THEY HAD MUSTARD!!!!
...But that level of mustard could never be sustainable! Your ideas are pure genius, true, but your methodology is pure madness!

You're off the council.

FINE. But i'll just make my own council, with hawhaw as the co-council and Tucker as the minute-taker. We will make rules, and then, in turn, break them because we have nothing better to do, what a wonderful idea. I would say we'll vote for a president, but I would be it anyways*!!!

*As long as I can keep hawhaw satisfied

I have nothing to worry about.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:06 pm

Steffles wrote:FINE. But i'll just make my own council, with hawhaw as the co-council and Tucker as the minute-taker. We will make rules, and then, in turn, break them because we have nothing better to do, what a wonderful idea. I would say we'll vote for a president, but I would be it anyways*!!!

*As long as I can keep hawhaw satisfied

I have nothing to worry about.

i don't know how to say this, but i'm voting for the tucker/murdersaurus ticket... "making today's fetuses into the babyburgers of tomorrow" is just a better slogan than the no slogan of the steffles/hawhaw platform. maybe if you jingled something out i would change my mind

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:39 pm

ruotwocone wrote: "making today's fetuses into the babyburgers of tomorrow"

That and some yummy Soylent Green crackers will make for a great Running*

*Lunch

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:17 pm

ruotwocone wrote:
Steffles wrote:BUT THEY HAD MUSTARD!!!!
seriously hawhaw, if you haven't already, i'd take advantage of wiffles' mustard fetish.

Hmm...good idea ruo! I should cover our bodies with mustard while we roll around in the hay!

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:07 am

hawhaw1267 wrote:
ruotwocone wrote:
Steffles wrote:BUT THEY HAD MUSTARD!!!!
seriously hawhaw, if you haven't already, i'd take advantage of wiffles' mustard fetish.
Hmm...good idea ruo! I should cover our bodies with mustard while we roll around in the hay!

just remember, everything is kinkier when you add the word "slather"

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:21 am

ruotwocone wrote:everything is kinkier when you add the word "slather"

Slather, rinse, repeat?

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:35 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:
ruotwocone wrote:everything is kinkier when you add the word "slather"
Slather, rinse, repeat?

that's hot!

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:23 pm

Steffles wrote:that's hot!

I love that stuff!