An opening! No one can stand up to a tucker/murdersourus ticket and their undefeatable "eating your children" platformGreenCrayon wrote:...But that level of mustard could never be sustainable! Your ideas are pure genius, true, but your methodology is pure madness!Steffles wrote:BUT THEY HAD MUSTARD!!!!
You're off the council.
Grass sandwich
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- tucker
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ah, the ol' limiting population growth platform*tucker wrote:An opening! No one can stand up to a tucker/murdersourus ticket and their undefeatable "eating your children" platform
*vote tucker/murdersaurus for a stable, more sustainable tomorrow**
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I have children! I'd vote for that!tucker wrote:An opening! No one can stand up to a tucker/murdersourus ticket and their undefeatable "eating your children" platform
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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FINE. But i'll just make my own council, with hawhaw as the co-council and Tucker as the minute-taker. We will make rules, and then, in turn, break them because we have nothing better to do, what a wonderful idea. I would say we'll vote for a president, but I would be it anyways*!!!GreenCrayon wrote:...But that level of mustard could never be sustainable! Your ideas are pure genius, true, but your methodology is pure madness!Steffles wrote:BUT THEY HAD MUSTARD!!!!
You're off the council.
*As long as I can keep hawhaw satisfied
I have nothing to worry about.
I no longer willingly date hawhaw.
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i don't know how to say this, but i'm voting for the tucker/murdersaurus ticket... "making today's fetuses into the babyburgers of tomorrow" is just a better slogan than the no slogan of the steffles/hawhaw platform. maybe if you jingled something out i would change my mindSteffles wrote:FINE. But i'll just make my own council, with hawhaw as the co-council and Tucker as the minute-taker. We will make rules, and then, in turn, break them because we have nothing better to do, what a wonderful idea. I would say we'll vote for a president, but I would be it anyways*!!!
*As long as I can keep hawhaw satisfied
I have nothing to worry about.
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That and some yummy Soylent Greencrackers will make for a great Running*ruotwocone wrote: "making today's fetuses into the babyburgers of tomorrow"
*Lunch
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Hmm...good idea ruo! I should cover our bodies with mustard while we roll around in the hay!ruotwocone wrote:seriously hawhaw, if you haven't already, i'd take advantage of wiffles' mustard fetish.Steffles wrote:BUT THEY HAD MUSTARD!!!!
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just remember, everything is kinkier when you add the word "slather"hawhaw1267 wrote:Hmm...good idea ruo! I should cover our bodies with mustard while we roll around in the hay!ruotwocone wrote:seriously hawhaw, if you haven't already, i'd take advantage of wiffles' mustard fetish.Steffles wrote:BUT THEY HAD MUSTARD!!!!
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I love that stuff!Steffles wrote:that's hot!
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?