I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

[LordRetard]

I'm trying to do NaNoWriMo in November!

There's a thread for that already. And I've been hanging out for tomorrow, because I'm doing this too.

Sorry, that was directed at Oldrac. The whole "forcing myself to write" thing.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Kudos to you, sir.

This seems like something I ought to do sometime.
But there are many things I ought to do sometime.

[LordRetard]

Kudos to you, sir.

This seems like something I ought to do sometime.
But there are many things I ought to do sometime.

Exactly, man; you just gotta say "I need to do this, or else a fat man named Rod will come and rip my balls off." When I was a kid my whole motivation for doing anything was that I was mad at God, but in retrospect all of that sounds a little confusing to me.

[Kimra]

I totally failed English to spite my English teacher. That showed her.

[Sahan]

I got an A in English the year after I stopped going to tuition, because I hated my tutor so much I decided to do well and prove I didn't need to see her anymore. I suppose that means she did her job, but I still hate her.

[Kimra]

I got an A in English the year after I stopped going to tuition, because I hated my tutor so much I decided to do well and prove I didn't need to see her anymore. I suppose that means she did her job, but I still hate her.

She probably credited herself with your improvement as well... just to make the effort feel completely dirty.

[Cirtur]

The only way to beat a bitch is to stab a bitch.

[Kimra]

I would have thought a club would work as well. Or is that limited to seals?

[Cirtur]

Seals and dogs.

[LordRetard]

Actually, baby seals and puppies.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

When they get older, you have to use a caber.

[LordRetard]

I think it'd be fun to try caber-tossing. Unfortunately contrary to popular belief, it actually requires finesse rather than brute force... But I'd like to see how I'd do anyway.

[Cirtur]

Being half-scottish, I have been caber-tossing. It is alright, although I didn't get mine anywhere near as far as the winner did.

[LordRetard]

You're not supposed to get it far, you're supposed to get the right angle.

[Cirtur]

That might have been why I didn't win then.