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LordRetard wrote:I'm trying to do NaNoWriMo in November!
There's a thread for that already. And I've been hanging out for tomorrow, because I'm doing this too.
Sorry, that was directed at Oldrac. The whole "forcing myself to write" thing.

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Kudos to you, sir.

This seems like something I ought to do sometime.
But there are many things I ought to do sometime.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Kudos to you, sir.

This seems like something I ought to do sometime.
But there are many things I ought to do sometime.
Exactly, man; you just gotta say "I need to do this, or else a fat man named Rod will come and rip my balls off." When I was a kid my whole motivation for doing anything was that I was mad at God, but in retrospect all of that sounds a little confusing to me.

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I totally failed English to spite my English teacher. That showed her.
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I got an A in English the year after I stopped going to tuition, because I hated my tutor so much I decided to do well and prove I didn't need to see her anymore. I suppose that means she did her job, but I still hate her.
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Sahan wrote:I got an A in English the year after I stopped going to tuition, because I hated my tutor so much I decided to do well and prove I didn't need to see her anymore. I suppose that means she did her job, but I still hate her.
She probably credited herself with your improvement as well... just to make the effort feel completely dirty.
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The only way to beat a bitch is to stab a bitch.

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I would have thought a club would work as well. Or is that limited to seals?
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Seals and dogs.

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Actually, baby seals and puppies.

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When they get older, you have to use a caber.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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I think it'd be fun to try caber-tossing. Unfortunately contrary to popular belief, it actually requires finesse rather than brute force... But I'd like to see how I'd do anyway.

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Being half-scottish, I have been caber-tossing. It is alright, although I didn't get mine anywhere near as far as the winner did.

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You're not supposed to get it far, you're supposed to get the right angle.

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That might have been why I didn't win then.

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