Weird Text Files

[smiley_cow]

Wat the fuck am I reading

I know

Pour qu'est-ce que vous utilisez l'Internet?

is really bad French. It almost looks like <<Pourquoi utilisez-vous l'internet?>> if you wanted to phrase it in a strange nonsensical way. He or she* might also have meant <<Qu'est que vous utilisez l'internet pour?>>, it's kind of hard to tell.

*I'm no sexist

[Roman Cilicia]

Pour qu'est-ce que vous utilisez l'Internet?

is really bad French. It almost looks like <<Pourquoi utilisez-vous l'internet?>> if you wanted to phrase it in a strange nonsensical way. He or she* might also have meant <<Qu'est que vous utilisez l'internet pour?>>, it's kind of hard to tell.

*I'm no sexist

He.

And "Qu'est que vous utilisez l'internet pour?" is definitely incorrect, seeing as French sentences cannot end on a preposition. Your first "correction" is one way of saying it, but why would I simplify it? It's French, not a workhorse language fabled for efficiency.

I was writing "Pour quoi est-ce que vous utilisez l'Internet?" with an added liaison at the beginning, because liaison is cool and underused.

Dumbass negro.

[DonRetrasado]

I'm going to take a shot in the dark here and say that French is not your first language.

[Roman Cilicia]

Au contraire, mon ami. C'est un des premiers langages que j'ai appris. Troisième langue que j'ai, je crois.

[smiley_cow]

No

Pour qu'est-ce que vous utilisez l'Internet?

is definitely really bad French.

(hint: you never get a choice in French on what words you can contract and what ones you can't.)

Also <<pourquoi>> is one word.

[DonRetrasado]

Well it wasn't your "first", so I declare it a successful guess regardless.

[smiley_cow]

My guesses are always successful. I'm just incredibly lucky.

[GUTCHUCKER]

Stop being trolled guys

[Apocalyptus]

But it hurts so good!

[Kimra]

I'm not even reading his posts their so boring. I just read everyone elses reply.

[Felstaff]

I find it interesting!

No wait, the other thing; tedious.

[Kimra]

I find it interesting!

No wait, the other thing; tedious.

I like you, you remind me of me, when I'm actually being witty (the rare rare beast).

[Kimra]

She keeps them in a little tin under her bed. It smells of Christmas and biscuits, and other things she’s too old to remember now.
Brittle fingers trap them inside with a relentless force, sealing them away, because she needs them.
It’s all she has; promises that stink of biscuits and Christmas.

Yay for sorting out files?

e:
Ahh this is horribly telling (i.e. it was blank but for one line):

My little list of hopes...

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

[Kimra]

I was being darkly amused by the irony, but if you want to sad face it up, go right ahead.