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Yeah, I haven't watched it yet, but I've heard some friends say it's good and I appreciate the sense of humour those friends of mine have. I'll keep a lookout for it.
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Cirtur wrote:Some people even like Shaun of the Dead more.
Hmm I would say I find both hilarious, but you have to understand that for example a devotee of zombie movies would probably like Shaun of the Dead more, and a devotee of cop action movies would similarly gravitate towards Hot Fuzz.
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I don't even like cop action movies, and I love Hot Fuzz. Plus, it's not a cop action movie in the traditional sense of the genre anyways. It even has some elements of splatstick in it.
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I know, but I'm saying it's a send up of the genre - so someone familiar with action cop movies would probably like it more than Saun Sean of the Dead. And vice versa.

EDIT: I can't believe I momentarily forgot how to spell Sean
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Actually, the movie is "Shaun of the Dead"; I prefer "Sean" but you just roll with it ya know. Anyway both movies are obvious parodies and homages to their respective genres, but both of them are so good I think they can be appreciated outside of that just as easily.

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LordRetard wrote:Actually, the movie is "Shaun of the Dead"
FUUUUU no wonder it looked wrong
LordRetard wrote:Anyway both movies are obvious parodies and homages to their respective genres, but both of them are so good I think they can be appreciated outside of that just as easily.
I agree, I was just trying to justify to Cirtur why someone might enjoy Shaun of the Dead more than Hot Fuzz. :cry:
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I prefer the American "Shawn" but that's just me.
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mountainmage wrote:I prefer the American "Shawn" but that's just me.
People always spell my middle name wrong because it's a spelling that's not so common in North America, but it doesn't really bother me because I don't use the name for much.
Apocalyptus wrote:I agree, I was just trying to justify to Cirtur why someone might enjoy Shaun of the Dead more than Hot Fuzz. :cry:
Fair enough, I guess I know way more horror movie fans* than cop movie fans, which explains why most people I know prefer Shaun of the Dead. I honestly liked Hot Fuzz more.

*I hate watching horror movies with other people. They just don't shut the fuck up and stop screaming.

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Back on topic. Sort of!
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Five months holy cow!

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[Ferris Wheel Skylines Demo]
the fields full of fairies
the kids all have nets
and the mothers take pictures of 
their baby's projects
and scraped knees from swinging 
too far on the grapevine
are fixed with a dad's kiss
too young to know 
they'll be just fine

the state fair's arriving to 
bring a brand new world
to boys with palms sweaty pressed 
into palms of girls
and kisses are stolen 
from ferris wheel skylines
and some hearts are broken
too young to know 
they'll be just fine

and photobooth memories of 
??? teenage lovers
and explaining cigarettes 
found by their mothers
and fathers with daughters 
with nightmares of prom night
and daughters with fathers 
too young to know
they'll be just fine





[We Were Spared The Great Revival Demo]
you have the gift of seeing war through victim's eyes
you have been torn from hearing all the children's cries
you are still here because you've been cursed with survival
you have been blessed to bring about the great revival

you promised you would save us if we called your name
??? ??? the day when we were all just ??? our shame
we screamed and cried for you; alas you never came
you weren't guilty leaving only us to blame

i must remember once to save you from ??? ???
i am the ??? ??? ??? ??? that takes you from ??? ???
the ??? of ??? ??? ??? ??? can ??? ??? ??? survival
we ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? the great revival

we were spared
we were spared
we were spared
we were spared
we were spared
we were spared
we were spared
we were spared
we were spared
we were spared
we were spared
we were spared





[Come Back Home Demo]
oh son 
come back home
you left in the middle
of the winter storm
so they say
that the cold
can freeze a man's soul
please come back home

over the hills
where you once fell
only god can hear you now
but you didn't make a sound
no you didn't make a sound
no you didn't make a sound
son you've been gone
for far too long
it's no longer winter
please come back home

just follow the trees
by the stream
near the bridge
where we once lived
snow covered road
will ??? ??? show
exactly what 
you're looking for

oh father i'm not sure when i'll be home
tell mother i love her and miss her so
my body lies beneath the old oak tree
near the bridge where we once lived
my body lies beneath the old oak tree
near the bridge where we once lived

just follow the trees
by the stream
near the bridge
where we once lived
snow covered road
will ??? ??? show
exactly what 
you're looking for





[Conversation 1992 Demo]
what were you like when you were young 
when you were never more than
running through the flower garden
while your mother screamed your name
you were ever blue just like the eyes i see
waiting for judgement falling down upon a dirty ???

so we will be hearts with blood and 
so we will be beating 'til we're done

i have got a picture tucked away
inside a pocket full of things
i cannot ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? 
??? ??? full of anger i must be
i am lonely now with only people
guessing at my name sometimes i pray
the fire inside my heart will 
burn them all away

so we will be hearts with blood and 
so we will be beating 'til we're done

(break it down!)

i have a whisper for your ear
if you've the time to move your hair
and if you like you may confide in me
the secrets you must bear
i may ??? ??? ??? a symbol of 
the burden we must share
you are ??? image of my ???
so together we must ???

so we will be hearts with blood and 
so we will be beating 'til we're done

we will be hearts with blood and 
so we will be beating 'til we're done

we will be hearts with blood and 
so we will be beating 'til we're done

we will be hearts with blood and 
so we will be beating 'til we're done

we will be hearts with blood and 
so we will be beating 'til we're done

we will be hearts with blood and 
so we will be beating 'til we're done

we'll be a steady flow and 
where we end up 
death will let us know
So over the past few months the weird text file on my computer is me trying to get down the lyrics to all the Mountain Meadows Massacre songs on MySpace because I love them so much. I've got most of it (I think) but there are bits that are just mouth noises I have no hope of deciphering. Anybody want to try and help me out?
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Here's the ones I could get:

Ferris Wheel Skyline
Edminster wrote:and photobooth memories of
??? teenage lovers
'their' (not a hundred percent sure on this one)

Come Back Home
where you once ???
'fell'


Conversations
waiting for judgement falling down upon a dirty ???
'earth'
i may ??? ??? ??? a symbol of
'only be'
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Here is one which I made to help me visualize all of the rotational symmetries of the cube. It turns out there are 24. I'm a math major by the way.

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1------	2
|\      |\
| 3-------4
| |     | |
| |     | |
| |     | | 
5 |_____6 |
 \|      \|
  7-------8
Axis:		Rotations:
1-8		120,240
2-7		120,240
3-6		120,240
4-5		120,240
4*2 = 8

.---f---.
|\h     |\g
| .---e---.
a |     | |
| |     d |
| b     | c 
._|_k___. |
i\|     l\|
  .---j---.
Axis:		Rotation:
a-c		180
b-d		180
f-j		180
e-k		180
h-l		180
g-i		180
6*1 = 6

.------	.
|\   u  |\
| .-------.
| |     | |
|z| v   |y|
| |   x | | 
._|_____. |
 \|  w   \|
  .-------.
Axis:		Rotation:
u-w		90,180,270
z-y		90,180,270
v-x		90,180,270
3*3 = 9

8+6+9+identity = 24
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Wait, CCT is back? Why do these things always happen when I'm away?
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Well, he was. He seems to have left again.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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