Tucker-opolis

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:15 pm

This is the place where only Tucker rules! Tucker is the supreme ruler of this thread, and this thread only! He has no power beyond this thread because TwoBuy will beat his ass up. So, Tucker...have fun lil fellow!

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:29 pm

wow... i have an entire utopia dedicated to me. i guarantee that this thread will die quicker than my last child.

vote for tucker

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:36 pm

zig hiel

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:04 pm

Move zig?

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:17 pm

Jesster wrote:Move zig?

i hate you*

*YTMND

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:29 pm

I hate you all

Steffles · Post by **Steffles** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:53 pm

hah.. it died already.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:07 pm

Steffles wrote:hah.. it died already.

bah, simply a small arhythmia. I hearby beseach the forum to come up with the official Tucker Theme Song. A song so great that everytime tucker posts something, we all start humming it in our heads. Get crackin' people (those of you who aren't frantically procrastinating their forumbattles)

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:43 am

tucker wrote:wow... i have an entire utopia

I wouldn't exactly call it utopia.
And if it is utopia for you... well... kill yourself.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:54 pm

ruotwocone wrote:I hearby beseach the forum to come up with the official Tucker Theme Song.

You know Gerry Anderson's Stingray? Maybe you do, maybe you don't. I do.

Well, I suggest we take the theme-tune from that, and just hum "Tucker" instead of "Stingray". T'would be greatness.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:26 pm

Better idea!

Here is the theme song:
"It's the, eye of the tucker, it's the thrill of the fight!
Rising up to the challenge of his posting,
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night,
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tucker"

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:13 pm

k... to the tune of flipper

They call him Tucker, Tucker, often gets chiding,
Not very funny, on SMBC,
And we know Tucker, lives in a world full of blunder,
Hiding there under, under Mommy!

Everyone loves his mother?s herpes,
Ever so plump and warted is she,
Tricks she will do when wallets appear,
When it?s done they shed a tear!

They call him Tucker, Tucker, often gets chiding,
Not very funny, on SMBC,
And we know Tucker, lives in a world full of blunder,
Hiding there under, under Mommy!

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:05 pm

That would be a good song...too bad I don't know the lyrics past the whole Flipper Flipper...chicken of the sea. But, that was good nonetheless.

Now, what would be funny is if someone (TwoBuy or Ruo) mixed up the words to the Pink Floyd song Pigs (Three Different Ones) to make it a Tucker theme. Because the song goes:
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
Then:
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:46 pm

:][>:=~+:

Crusty · Post by **Crusty** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:09 pm

I once had my own theme song.

"Harry -last name-,
Boy of destiny!
Harry -last name-
Healer of the free world!
Harry -last name-,
Greatest boy in the land* and the sea!"

That was a long time ago...

Tucker's mom