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Clown rape music? What is this, Vulgar?

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It's kind of an inside joke with my friends from one of those ''you will die'' chain text messages. It was a flashy clown that was going to kill me 2nite to the sound of sex music. That sex music is what plays when someone texts me.
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Oh, do you mean a porn groove?

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Actually, no. Not a porno groove, but something that makes it feel right to hump inanimate objects. For other people, of course. I always feel right to hump inanimate objects.
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Yeah, hey, my brother finally bluetoothed me a ring tone I made (my phone has no usb hook-up), and I want opinions. It's an electric guitar solo from a little known band from the 80's that only made one album. Also, their lead singer was a woman, which is probably why they were never signed, which is a shame.
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They should do what Bôa did, just get some Japanese label to sign them. They've got the son and daughter of Paul Rodgers and they're best known for doing the theme to Serial Experiments Lain. That's bizarre.

I think I've heard some early power-violence band that was also lady-fronted, 'cause eXXXtreme metal's less sexist that way, but I can't remember the name of the band. My brother might know but I'm kind of lazy to ask.

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They've already broken up though, and I assume they're never planning to get back together. But enough of that, did you like it?
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Do you mean as music or as a ringtone? In my opinion, all ringtones are weak and false. In terms of music, it's not bad, but not really my thing. I'm really not a fan of the cock-rock guitar solo but this was definitely high up on the bearability scale.

Melt Banana was also lady-fronted but, once again, Japanese. Who knew the Japanese were so progressive!

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Well, compared to the crap default ring tone I had before, it's definitely a step up. And if you're not a fan of it, yet can bear to listen to it, I'll take that as you liking it and move along.
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For calls it is Deicide:Scars of the Crucifix
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I only have one of the standards. I think it is called "Doorbell" or sommat. I'd like to get one that is an old-school telephone ring, but I'm lazy.

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mountainmage wrote:But enough of that, did you like it?
Not really my thing, but not bad.

My current mobile ringtone is High Voltage by Eagles of Death Metal. It's semi obnoxiousness always makes me laugh, especially when I get weird looks on the tram.
And my message tone is the default, that is some people singing "you've got mail".
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Unfortunately my old phone went through the wash a while back, and MTS (my telephone company) has awful ring tones for download (think normal ring tones, labelled as normal ring tones, and then you download it and it turns out to be a hip hop version of the song you thought you were getting). So my current ring tone is a normal default ring.
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This is what mine would be if I had some decent audio editting software to clean it up.


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