Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:11 am

Let's see. I normally drink rye and coke or something vodka based. I've discovered when I drink rye or whisky straight I will do something stupid. It makes me belligerent and climb churches. Vodka on the other hand is nice and smooth with no apparent side affects for me. Oh and I've never been hungover in my life. Not even when I drank until I blacked out or the time I drank until 5am and went to a teachers conference. Nothing says let me be an educator like reeking of rye.

PS Beer is disgusting.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:13 am

wolf wrote:Nothing says let me be an educator like reeking of rye.

Well, you are Canadian. Reeking of rye is a prerequisite for most work.

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:19 am

I'm just glad there are Canadians here so they know what I'm talking about when I say I drink rye. And that was the greatest year I ever had in university. I was drunk all the time. I think the older users might remember those days.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:55 am

Never had a hangover. Night I was suffering alcohol poisoning I woke up (after about one hours sleep), all bouncy and stuff and went on with my life. It was freaky, even I thought I deserved punishment.

GirlsDontDoThat · Post by **GirlsDontDoThat** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:53 pm

Last night my boyfriend and I were drinking E and J. I blacked out. I woke up nude.

We don't know if we had sex or not.

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:17 pm

GirlsDontDoThat wrote:Last night my boyfriend and I were drinking E and J. I blacked out. I woke up nude.

We don't know if we had sex or not.

Had a similar experience but make it camping and your boyfriend isn't your boyfriend but just a friend. Oh and your a lesbian. That was a scary morning, but one of my favourite stories. FYI we didn't have sex we were later told.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:00 pm

A few weeks ago I got quite drunk and awoke with a large face drawn on my belly. I was then informed I had asked out a girl using the face, making it talk. I did not believe it and still don't, but have not mustered the courage to ask the girl if that happened.

Oldrac the Chitinous · Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:12 pm

Nah, couldn't have happened. If it had, the two of you would be dating now.

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:05 am

I can't think of a better way to ask someone out.

GirlsDontDoThat · Post by **GirlsDontDoThat** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:32 am

My friend met his wife in the mall. He shouted: "Hey...hey!....HEY!!..Woo!"
At her ass.

They're married now.

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:31 am

GirlsDontDoThat wrote:My friend met his wife in the mall. He shouted: "Hey...hey!....HEY!!..Woo!"
At her ass.

They're married now.

I assumed he married his wife.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:36 am

Her ass (which was highly complimented by his words) demanded he accept not only her, but all her extra packaging.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:48 am

Cirtur wrote:A few weeks ago I got quite drunk and awoke with a large face drawn on my belly. I was then informed I had asked out a girl using the face, making it talk. I did not believe it and still don't, but have not mustered the courage to ask the girl if that happened.

Frankly, if it did, it really doesn't matter if you ask her about it at this point because it's not even close on the scale of strange things to do.

GirlsDontDoThat wrote:My friend met his wife in the mall. He shouted: "Hey...hey!....HEY!!..Woo!"
At her ass.

They're married now.

Wow, what a happy ending. Who knew that wacky and cool things actually happen?

GirlsDontDoThat · Post by **GirlsDontDoThat** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:19 pm

LordRetard wrote:
Cirtur wrote:A few weeks ago I got quite drunk and awoke with a large face drawn on my belly. I was then informed I had asked out a girl using the face, making it talk. I did not believe it and still don't, but have not mustered the courage to ask the girl if that happened.
Frankly, if it did, it really doesn't matter if you ask her about it at this point because it's not even close on the scale of strange things to do.

GirlsDontDoThat wrote:My friend met his wife in the mall. He shouted: "Hey...hey!....HEY!!..Woo!"
At her ass.

They're married now.
Wow, what a happy ending. Who knew that wacky and cool things actually happen?

I guess my point is, don't be embarrassed that you drew a face on your stomach and asked some girl out with it.

There are dumber people out there getting girls using dumber methods.

Not to mention how dumb most girls are.

ON THAT NOTE, LADIES: Stop putting lipstick on around your lips in an effort to make your lips look more plump. It just makes you look like a less than classy lady that does less than classy things, know I'm sayin'? mmhm

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:32 pm

It's better than that thing Lady Gaga did where it looks like she has hooker lips.

SMBC Comics Forum

Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

Re: Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside