Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

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Australia doesn't exactly fail in the multiculturalism. It just so happens to be highly influenced by England and green tea and scones or toast don't tastes so good together.
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Mmm... All of that sounds delicious.

My mother's baking a wedding cake today and it's stinking up the house but I'm not allowed to eat any of it. This is hectoring.

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Why not go bake your own cake?
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Because I am a talentless slob when it comes to baking a cake.

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So find a really easy recipe for cake. I have a good one if you like peanut butter.
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Learn. Start simple. Basic butter cake is a good way to go.
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Unfortunately I doubt that I will be able to learn how to bake a wedding cake as good as my mother's by the time that I will start wanting to eat it... Which was several hours ago. I already feel unfulfilled and hungry.

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My mother makes the best butter cakes, they are soooo unbelievably soft. Also, she sculpts them in three dimensional works of art if it's for an important occasion like a birthday, and it feels like such a shame to even cut the cake because then you'll deface it. And then you eat it and the guilt is totally worth it.
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I don't really like cakes, I'm more of a savoury person.

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Child pornography trolls are always savoury people.
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I just like crisps more than cakes.

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Cirtur wrote:I just like crisps more than cakes.
He likes the flavour of Nackle.
Sahan wrote:My mother makes the best butter cakes, they are soooo unbelievably soft. Also, she sculpts them in three dimensional works of art if it's for an important occasion like a birthday, and it feels like such a shame to even cut the cake because then you'll deface it. And then you eat it and the guilt is totally worth it.
Something like this maybe?
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Not like the first two, my mother doesn't use very bright colours and that is all the first two cakes had. She makes 3-d representations of things, including fairytale scenes for my little sister and family friend's daughters when they are still young enough to be into that sort of thing, so most like the Tardis cake in that respect.

That hamburger cake was awesome by the way.
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Cirtur wrote:I just like crisps more than cakes.
Yeah, but you can't eat chips for dessert.
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mountainmage wrote:
Cirtur wrote:I just like crisps more than cakes.
Yeah, but you can't eat chips for dessert.
Unless it's a cake that looks like chips!
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