Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:02 am

Fortunately I am immune to the gay, because none of those brands manufacture clothes in my size.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:04 am

That is tragically hilarious.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:07 am

It's because of my broad shoulders?... And hips?

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:07 am

Yes, yes, I'm sure your bones are quite big.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:08 am

Big and squishy bones, yes.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:45 am

Not fat, festively plump.

Asherian · Post by **Asherian** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:59 pm

LordRetard wrote:Fortunately I am immune to the gay, because none of those brands manufacture clothes in my size.

I feel your pain LR, none of those places cater to women with a 48' chest either. Their bastards who think everyone should be tiny, so very very tiny.

(I've found in my area specifically its even worse then normal, the extra large here is designed for about 38' across the chest at most for some forsaken reason, and many stores still don't even carry that big. Why is beyond me, but if I go to other places I can find clothing much more easily and without being called fat to do so.)

I've actually started browsing transvestite shops since they carry things in my size reliably. Plus everything is just so pretty! ... I guess I should still worry about catching the gay considering the source.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:12 pm

Yes, that is a worry. Although I am more concerned about the pictures.

Asherian · Post by **Asherian** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:04 pm

Maybe once I'm not pregnant anymore. Though why pictures of a woman in women's clothing would be particularly noteworthy is beyond me.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:13 pm

I meant the pictures on American Apparel are pretty gay looking.

Asherian · Post by **Asherian** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:17 pm

Oh! Well that makes far more sense.. yeah most american clothing adds seem suspiciously gay or drug oriented.

Snarky00 · Post by **Snarky00** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:20 pm

They know their audience.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:24 pm

Why you snarky?

Is-a Crazy!

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:25 am

I buy most of my hands second-hand, or at some cheap place like Wal-Mart. Much cheaper, sometimes nicer and everyone carries my size, since I'm probably closer to the average proportions of a Canadian adult male than someone who shops at American Apparel or whatever.

Also, I feel uncomfortable in any store like that. There's gay and then there's unnerving gay, like someone might be sneaking around in the darkness and coughing up AIDS on all of the clothes.

Asherian · Post by **Asherian** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:01 am

I've found great luck at second hand shops. I've no idea why since no where "first hand" carries my size, plus then you can get really nice shirts for like 2 bucks!

I refuse to shop at walmart on moral and ethical grounds. I will not support a company that I personally find so utterly repugnant.

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