Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

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Fortunately I am immune to the gay, because none of those brands manufacture clothes in my size.

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That is tragically hilarious.
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It's because of my broad shoulders?... And hips?

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Yes, yes, I'm sure your bones are quite big.
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Big and squishy bones, yes.

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Not fat, festively plump.
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LordRetard wrote:Fortunately I am immune to the gay, because none of those brands manufacture clothes in my size.
I feel your pain LR, none of those places cater to women with a 48' chest either. Their bastards who think everyone should be tiny, so very very tiny.

(I've found in my area specifically its even worse then normal, the extra large here is designed for about 38' across the chest at most for some forsaken reason, and many stores still don't even carry that big. Why is beyond me, but if I go to other places I can find clothing much more easily and without being called fat to do so.)

I've actually started browsing transvestite shops since they carry things in my size reliably. Plus everything is just so pretty! ... I guess I should still worry about catching the gay considering the source.
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Yes, that is a worry. Although I am more concerned about the pictures.

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Maybe once I'm not pregnant anymore. Though why pictures of a woman in women's clothing would be particularly noteworthy is beyond me.
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I meant the pictures on American Apparel are pretty gay looking.

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Oh! Well that makes far more sense.. yeah most american clothing adds seem suspiciously gay or drug oriented.
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They know their audience.

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I buy most of my hands second-hand, or at some cheap place like Wal-Mart. Much cheaper, sometimes nicer and everyone carries my size, since I'm probably closer to the average proportions of a Canadian adult male than someone who shops at American Apparel or whatever.

Also, I feel uncomfortable in any store like that. There's gay and then there's unnerving gay, like someone might be sneaking around in the darkness and coughing up AIDS on all of the clothes.

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I've found great luck at second hand shops. I've no idea why since no where "first hand" carries my size, plus then you can get really nice shirts for like 2 bucks!

I refuse to shop at walmart on moral and ethical grounds. I will not support a company that I personally find so utterly repugnant.
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