Hammerson: You know, Hertz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity where a poor man can become rich and a PUSSY can become a tough guy, if he's got a gun in his hand. Now, I'm hopin' you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
Mr. Hertz: Oh no sir, no, no I am not. I am a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
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Makes me think of Shoot 'em Up.
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Post of the week. Maybe longer. Hilarious, sir.Cirtur wrote:Well what else are you gonna put?
UM I need a gun for cleaning dirt of my pans. They get some stains that soap just can't deal with!
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