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Very rainy.

It's very windy, and cloudy.

Edit: Actually the clouds are suddenly gone. It's now just windy.

It stormed pretty hard here for a while...again...just like usual lol.

Amen, Brother.

Cold and windy. Sometimes it drizzles rain, just to make sure it's cold, windy and wet.

It was cloudy and windy when I first woke up. Then it was sunny and windy, then it was cloudy again, then the wind died down but the sun came up, now there's almost no wind but it's cloudy again. On the other hand this is the first day in a while it hasn't rained.

It hasn't rained out here in long enough that I figured I could explore one of the tunnels near my house without getting soaked. I got about twenty feet in before I turned on my headlamp and OH GOD SPIDERS at which point you have never seen a two-hundred pound man turn around and run out of a one-yard diameter concrete pipe so fast.

Spiders are CRAZY. I once seen a horse swallowed by a team of 'bout four. That horse ain't walking now.

Edminster wrote:It hasn't rained out here in long enough that I figured I could explore one of the tunnels near my house without getting soaked. I got about twenty feet in before I turned on my headlamp and OH GOD SPIDERS at which point you have never seen a two-hundred pound man turn around and run out of a one-yard diameter concrete pipe so fast.

Pfft, I've turned pretty quickly before. No 200-pound man has moved quicker than I did when I acrobatically dove out of my tent to vomit all of the scotch and ketchup chips from the previous night. To this day no one really knows exactly what I did to get out, mostly because everyone was paying more attention to me throwing up.

Wow. Is that your only accomplishment? I've gained so much weight, but I'm still able to participate in all the strenuous activities I used to do.

Well I'm out of shape but I think I'm pretty physically capable for someone of my size, especially considering that I used to be worse at these things before I got fat. Sometimes I think, "well I can do a lot of cool things now, it's a shame I can't really run that far anymore," and then I remember, "I never could run that far. What am I talking about."

I've fluctuated between 150 and 160 for years now. I'd like to lose some belly and thigh fat, though.

Hmm, yeah, thigh fat is such a turn-off.

I beat up tramps to get my exercise. I call it Tight Club, because those guys DO NOT spend money on things as much as I would.

Beating up tramps is for lightweights. I beat up cobras and I call it bite club.