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so my dad just got of of jail

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And wants to be my myspace friend.

Fml.
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FML is a dumb website. People just make up shit to one-up the next guy.
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I think you're missing the bigger picture here. I'm not making that up. I wasn't referring to fml.com either, I actually meant fuck my life.
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Wow. Isn't there a way to edit your profile so that it never tells when you are online, or when you last logged in?
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Most places when you choose to ignore someone it makes it look like you never log on.

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What? Am I invisable?
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GirlsDontDoThat wrote:And wants to be my myspace friend.

Fml.
Just decline his friendship request, and you can make it so that he can never contact you, again. (At least, that's how it works on facebook.)

If you do want to keep in contact with him, then, it's a harder decision.
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GirlsDontDoThat wrote:I think you're missing the bigger picture here. I'm not making that up. I wasn't referring to fml.com either, I actually meant fuck my life.
I'm not missing the bigger picture, I just decided to comment on the site instead. I have no advice for your situation.
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Its just weird, man. Im moving accross the country in two months, so I guess it doesn't matter. He's just a sleaze. He somehow screwed my brother out of like 4 grand FROM JAIL.

But he's my dad.

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You should kill him and marry your mother. Oh wait.

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Cirtur, I know Oedipus is a pretty likable literary figure and a cool person, so that might seem like a good plan, but I see two flaws in it:

Oedipus would be less likable if:

A) Rather than being cursed by fate to kill his father and marry his mother, he went out of his way to do it.
B) He killed his father and married his mother knowing full well who they were.
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I do have one of those "hot moms."
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GirlsDontDoThat wrote:I do have one of those "hot moms."
That's a little weird.
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Nothin' like a hot MILF.
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I would assume being hot is one of the qualifying attributes in becoming a MILF.

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