Hooray for Alcoholic Fathers!

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Hooray for Alcoholic Fathers!

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Who are reckless and don't fully consider the future consequences of their actions! But, are also supportive and have complete faith in their daughters!

And, alcoholic fathers' credit ratings are as good as anyone else's. (Not always, but go with me on this.)

My baby is going to college. For sures!
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I'm not sure whether I should laugh or back away slowly. Maybe both?
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I'm going to choose the latter.

*backs away slowly...*
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Frostbite wrote:I'm not sure whether I should laugh or back away slowly. Maybe both?
Both. Or, if you were me, you could just keep shouting, "hooray!"

And, everyone says deadbeat dads are good-for-nothing! Hah! What do they know?!
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*peeks head back in the door*

You have a baby? Or are you referring to the future?
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No, she would have bragged about long before this if she did. Right?
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mountainmage wrote:*peeks head back in the door*

You have a baby? Or are you referring to the future?
Oh dear god, no.

I do not have a child.

My baby refers to my girlfriend.
Rainbow wrote:No, she would have bragged about long before this if she did. Right?
That is very true.

(I can't wait to be pregnant/have a baby. I mean, I can wait, but, pretty much my number one goal in life is to have a baby grow inside of me, push it out my vagina, let it suckle from my breasts, teach it to walk and to talk, and hope that someday it does good things for other people.)
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The Canadian one?
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Frostbite wrote:The Canadian one?
Yes, my Canadian girlfriend. (I only have one. I am so done with threesome relationships.)

She goes by the name littleninja. Ahmet sometimes tries to hump her leg. Remember her?
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No, I blocked her out. Because I felt like it.
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So, this Alcoholic father is yours, then? And he pays for your fake girlfriend? Hooray for him, indeed.
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It'd be sweet if my dad gave me money to pay for my hand to go to college, too.
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Rainbow wrote:So, this Alcoholic father is yours, then? And he pays for your fake girlfriend? Hooray for him, indeed.
No, the alcoholic father is littleninja's.

My father is not an alcoholic. And super ultra responsible. (But he also loves and supports his daughter. Lots. He has spent ridiculous amounts of money on me.)
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My dad likes gardens.

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Man alcoholic dads are the best

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