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Re: Hooray for Alcoholic Fathers!

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My dad used to be pretty alcoholic but I don't think he's so much anymore. Now he lets ME drink AHAHEHHARHHERHRHHERHEHUUHUHHRHRHRG:DSLGIegvb

I like vodka.

Oh and he's pretty supportive too.
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My dad is the only one in my family who ISN'T an alcoholic!

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My dad, traditionally, drinks a lot of alcohol and does a lot of drugs, and occasionally goes on a bender where he drives drunk with my little brother and 26 guns in the car, and gets arrested while his wife tries to kill herself.

I think he wants his kids to do better than him.

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So your terrible father has a shining attribute in that he doesn't want you to be terrible, and is thusly helping you through college?

Glad we got that cleared up after over a page of vagueness.

Good news, though.

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I don't think it was actually that vague. You guys just don't pay attention.
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astasia wrote:I don't think it was actually that vague. You guys just don't pay attention.
Maybe vague is the wrong word. I presumed this was the situation from the start, but there wasn't a clear statement, and the bush continued to be beat around.

I was probably just thrown off by the title of the thread.

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astasia wrote:
Rainbow wrote:No, she would have bragged about long before this if she did. Right?
That is very true.

(I can't wait to be pregnant/have a baby. I mean, I can wait, but, pretty much my number one goal in life is to have a baby grow inside of me, push it out my vagina, let it suckle from my breasts, teach it to walk and to talk, and hope that someday it does good things for other people.)
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You should train it to be a deadly marksman.

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Aww Cirtur, how did you know my plans for little Zeke? I'm hoping he takes after his dad on that, I'm a hideous shot for the most part.
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Man, I can't help but read Cirtur's posts with a British accent in my head now.
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Yeah, I read all your posts differently now as well.

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Asherian wrote:
astasia wrote:
Rainbow wrote:No, she would have bragged about long before this if she did. Right?
That is very true.

(I can't wait to be pregnant/have a baby. I mean, I can wait, but, pretty much my number one goal in life is to have a baby grow inside of me, push it out my vagina, let it suckle from my breasts, teach it to walk and to talk, and hope that someday it does good things for other people.)
There is nothing quite like the odd feeling of something moving in side of you to line up the perfect kick to your kidneys. Does working with children increase or decrease your urge for the whole nurturing post parasite stage?
Working with children increases my urge...and working with teenagers decreases it (even though I still like the teenagers, they are the most frustrating). But, I figure by the time my own offspring are teenagers, I will love them enough that them being annoying will be worth it.
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By the time you're children have beome teenagers, you'll no longer be a milf.
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Well plus with your own there's the whole chemical/hormonal changes that you go through to make you love them. You know, like you're dad does with you, probably the only reason teenagers live to become adults.
So your planning to host the parasite when the time comes, or do both you and LN want to host and going to have to fight it out?
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I think they should have a showdown and both get pregnant. Whoever gives birth first wins and that baby is the one that stays. Loser baby gets left in the dumpster and possibly is raised by rats/crackheads.
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