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Or you could put it in a parcel and send it to various members of the forum who in turn, repackage and sent it to its next home.

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Or one of them could host mother for some poor couple who's female can't carry to term at a similar time, though I'd think trying to do it both at the same time would be.. problematic. At least I know I'm glad to have a non-pregnant person to help take care of me, doing simple things like bending over can be surprisingly tasking/difficult.
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Asherian wrote:Well plus with your own there's the whole chemical/hormonal changes that you go through to make you love them. You know, like you're dad does with you, probably the only reason teenagers live to become adults.
So your planning to host the parasite when the time comes, or do both you and LN want to host and going to have to fight it out?
Oh sweet jeebus, no.

I worked very hard to find me a woman to have my baby for me. I'd make a much better father than mother.

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It's true. That one time I slipped her a roofie and slept with her, she totally wanted to be the man.

I compromised, of course.
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I don't want to know what the compromise was.
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mountainmage wrote:I don't want to know what the compromise was.
Of course you do. Morbid curiosity.

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It involves a woman's sexual habits. I would quote you saying you are curious, but I don't feel like looking it up.

The fact LN hadn't denied it means I am a success.
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littleninja wrote:
Asherian wrote:Well plus with your own there's the whole chemical/hormonal changes that you go through to make you love them. You know, like you're dad does with you, probably the only reason teenagers live to become adults.
So your planning to host the parasite when the time comes, or do both you and LN want to host and going to have to fight it out?
Oh sweet jeebus, no.

I worked very hard to find me a woman to have my baby for me. I'd make a much better father than mother.
Plus, I /really/ want to be the one to carry the baby. I want to be pregnant. If only 'cause then I'll have a reason to eat gallons of ice cream.
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YES! YOU JUST WANT AN EXCUSE TO LET YOURSELF GO!

I really hope LN doesn't like fat chicks, so I can totally move in on that*.

*Her body, not the weight gain.
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As Dave Barry says, it is important to remember that pregnant woman are eating for two, but one of them is a tiny baby, so you should probably smear the food all over your mouth and throw it at the wall.
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Is it really eating for two, or just eating a lot?

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Cirtur wrote:Is it really eating for two, or just eating a lot?
Oh, it is totally just an excuse to be a fatty.

Little baby fetuses don't need that much extra food.
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Aren't they just made of the food you eat? So all they really need is about as much food as their birth volume. That's probably done in a week.

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Cirtur wrote:Aren't they just made of the food you eat? So all they really need is about as much food as their birth volume. That's probably done in a week.
That's not exactly accurate, but close enough. You only really need to gain about 15 pounds. That whole gaining 40 pounds thing is crazy (but, I'm sure, delicious).
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If you give birth to a watermelon, it is perfectly natural.
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