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Rainbow wrote:If you give birth to a watermelon, it is perfectly natural.
If you were gonna give birth to a watermelon, you would eat dirt (Anyone ever read One Hundred Years of Solitude?), drink water, and sun bathe in preparation. Which sounds good aside from the first part.
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astasia wrote:
Rainbow wrote:If you give birth to a watermelon, it is perfectly natural.
If you were gonna give birth to a watermelon, you would eat dirt (Anyone ever read One Hundred Years of Solitude?), drink water, and sun bathe in preparation. Which sounds good aside from the first part.
And aside from the part where a watermelon comes bursting out of your vagina

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Sounds pretty much like what my threesome will be like with you two. Except the last part.
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Avalant wrote:And aside from the part where a watermelon comes bursting out of your vagina
Baby, watermelon, what's the difference?

Plus, both of them, once you crack them open, are delicious and juicy on the inside.
AHMETxRock wrote:Sounds pretty much like what my threesome will be like with you two. Except the last part.
We're gonna eat dirt?

I don't even want to know what the euphemism for that is.
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It's pretty simple. One of his roleplays is he likes to pretend he is god punishing the snake for causing original sin.

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Oh, you like eating fruit, huh? Well you can suck these forbidden fruits all day.

OH NO YOU JUST BIT INTO THEM! MY APPLE JUICES ARE LEAKING ALL OVER!
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THAT is pretty much exactly how your threesome will go.
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I think it will look a lot more rape-y, and a lot less consensual-y.
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Like perhaps...THIS*

*It has both keyboard cat AND rape in. There is nothing to hate.

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Yeah, I have no problem pretending to be raped. I oppress you women so that you can unleash your tension on me.

DOMINATE ME. GO AHEAD.

And remember I'm a gentleman. If my dashing good looks and suave pick up lines are too much for you to handle, just let me know.
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AHMETxRock wrote:DOMINATE ME. GO AHEAD.
Okay.

Let's start with the sounding.

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You're not sticking anything inside my unless I'm sticking something inside both of you. It's a two for one deal. Oh well.
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I wouldn't do it even if they promises sex afterwards. It'd be a tough decision, but nothing goes in my urethra unless I'm in a hospital, and then only a catheter.
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Oh, it's gonna be at the same time. The path to the hooks and the parts of their bodies I have sex with will be the same.

But yeah, that creeped me out pretty well. I don't picture the threesome but I picture the hooks.
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I think it sufficiently scared you away from the idea of sexing my girlfriend, as was the intent. Urethral sounding saves the day!
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