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Rainbow wrote:Asherian didn't put NSFW on those chairs. That is straight up pornography. Also, no one is really on the forum at work (except Khazd, for a while) or around anywhere where there might be consequences for that stuff, are they?

Honestly I didn't even think of it as NSFW. I mean I'd never go there at a work place, but my brain just didn't process it as such. I have an 8 and 12 year old at my house most weekdays. Not just any children, but horribly sheltered and catholic ones. ... I should probably just avoid any kind of websites to be on the safe side, but I don't have that good of a attention span. (They are at my house, I'm not actually the one watching them)

Well you don't want to expose your foetus to anything that isn't safe for its work.

He doesn't have eyes outside of my stomach yet, I'm pretty sure he's safe from visual media.

Its the music I gotta watch out for right now, the muzak!

Gotta keep it away from explicit lyrics. Who knows what damage it could inflict on the children?

Melvins don't have any explicit lyrics. Make him listen to the Melvins. It will make your kid better.

Pulp fiction has a lot of naughty words. I would advise not watching pulp fiction otherwise there will be a bad influence and meth.

Cirtur wrote:Gotta keep it away from explicit lyrics. Who knows what damage it could inflict on the children?

This one time a kid listened to Marilyn Manson, and then sixty years later he DIED.

Rainbow wrote:

Cirtur wrote:Gotta keep it away from explicit lyrics. Who knows what damage it could inflict on the children?

This one time a kid listened to Marilyn Manson, and then sixty years later he DIED.

You forgot the mention the sixty years of suffering he went through after listening to Marilyn Manson.

Rainbow wrote:

Cirtur wrote:Gotta keep it away from explicit lyrics. Who knows what damage it could inflict on the children?

This one time a kid listened to Marilyn Manson, and then sixty years later he DIED.

I'm pretty sure Marilyn Manson hasn't been around for 60 years, so this is pure speculation. He might not die, it could happen.

Cirtur wrote:Pulp fiction has a lot of naughty words. I would advise not watching pulp fiction otherwise there will be a bad influence and meth.

I missed the meth in that movie, I thought it was all coke and heroin. Pretty sure I haven't watched it in pregnancy, though considering my normal style of movies he's still screwed. I doubt I'll start cutting back on watching that kind of movie in front of him until he's in that parrot stage. You know, 2-++

Asherian wrote:
I'm pretty sure Marilyn Manson hasn't been around for 60 years, so this is pure speculation. He might not die, it could happen.

I thought about that while writing it but then decided it was a joke and fuck them facts.

Rainbow wrote:

Asherian wrote:
I'm pretty sure Marilyn Manson GAYS hasn't been around for 60 years HAVE EMOTIONS, so this is pure speculation RUDE. He THEY might not die IMPROVE YOUR FASHION SENSE, it could happen.

I thought about that while writing it but then decided it was a joke THEY WERE GAYS and fuck them facts FAGS.

I also listen to Marilyn Manson occassionally.

AHMETxRock wrote: I also listen to Marilyn Manson the muffled moans of my gardener, Jose, as I gently caress his firm ass and make sweet love to him in the backyard under the oak trees occasionally.

I thought you were sad and lonely!

I WISH I HAD A GARDEN!

Such that you can make Rainbow's story come to life?