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Dear everyone who has been frequenting my apartment,

Go home. The bender is over. It was fun, but I have to go to work now and Sam has GOT to go back to school. Stop telling him its okay to miss days. Its not, our plans to move to Tucson depend on him graduating.

I'm exhausted. I couldn't possibly spend another day waking up and tripping over three people on my floor and two semi nude on my couch.

The early morning beer pong and late night fireworks were fun but now the cops are on to us. They've seen us run into the same apartment when they pull up for six nights in a row now. They know us on a first name basis.

Your girlfriend is an idiot and while the first night was fun, calling horse teeth and pretending to forget her name, I really can't stand her. Dude, she looks like she's twelve and is LOUD. And she always forgets rotation.

To the girlfriends who showed up with malibu because they wanted "hard liquor" stop it. You are no friend of mine and I will not "catch you on facebook."

To the guy with the 2 year old: BAD PARENT. BAD PERSON.

I'm exhausted. Go home.

Love,
Girlsdontdothat

Hey, I fought hard for my right to engage in social occasions, and nothing you say will deter me!

Get out! I have no more to offer you.

I'm a sad and lonely man. Surely you could think of something?

I just assumed I live here now. I've already sold my other house and unpacked my stuff.

Alright. Lets go tubing.

I'd say that idea is... TUBULAR!
Wear something revealing.

Woah ho ho, I don't think that fits into your someone's world view.

I don't think she'll fit into the outfit completely either, but it's what I'm hoping for.
I am not, however, hopping for it.

AHMETxRock wrote:I'd say that idea is... TUBULAR!
Wear something revealing.

I never hear that word enough. Super Mario World kicked too much ass.

Why would you want to move to Tuscon? I was only there for 2 days and I almost melted. Good carne seca though.

Revealing clothing to go tubing? At the Resevoir? I don't really know how to respond to that. I guess I'm not a big revealing clothing kinda gal. We did, however happen to go with a humungous chick by the same name as me. She was one of those large ladies with a petite voice and girlish gestures. She was cool as shit.

And I can't wait for Tucson. I just need to find a place. Im just having a rough time finding an approprately priced apartment. Seems apartments there all look lik resorts..that's not for me.

"Women love those fierce invalids from hot climates."