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Canadia Post are wussies

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So as most of you know I have a dog. Canadia Post does not like this. According to them I should shut all windows and tie my dog up inside it's own house because she barks at the mail carrier. Which would mean closing the windows all day long because they show up anytime between 9am and as late as 6pm. Basically whenever they get here, they get here. There is no standard time for them. Even the mentally handicapped kid that delivers my fliers has a more reliable time frame than Canadia Post. Unless he sees a cat or a butterfly near my house, then I don't get my fliers because he gets distracted.

Also, I don't mean she growls and bares her teeth I mean she barks 2-4 times and jumps up on the window sill. I don't me lunge at the screen going for the carriers jugular, there is a stranger that is walking up to the house and she is protecting her property. She is barking and making her self seen and looking at/checking out the stranger that appears to be coming to enter her house. You should see her freak out when the handicapped people come within 100 feet of the house. She goes insane. My puppy is a bigot.

I particularly like the card they sent. The menacing jack russell terrier sitting on the steps and the look of fear in the mail carriers eyes. He knows Skippy is out for his flesh and that makes him hesitate. How will the Patterson's ever know about the Grand Opening of the new pizza place? They NEED that mail. Oh and from experience Canadia Post's answer is to throw the mail at the house.
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Hmm... How 'bout the Globe and Mail, then? Never had complaints about our dogs.

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Man, they are wussies. Also, they confuse animals easily.
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To be fair, that cat is huge.

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It looks like a lion that I saw in a zoo. Except the wrong colour and in a strange proportion.

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LordRetard wrote:To be fair, that cat is huge.
Especially when you factor in that it is in fact a kitten. So, when it grows up it's gonna be the size of a small tiger.
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Woah hold on. It is currently the size of a large dog so um, let me draw something.

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Either way, I'm sure the postmen are pissing their shorts.
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You serious? That is not a large dog. Not even close. I've seen cats that size. And a tiger can be over 500 pounds. I think it's safe to assume that that kitten will not even grow up to be an average-size tiger.
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mountainmage wrote:Either way, I'm sure the postmen are pissing their shorts.
Perhaps if you're a SEXIST they are.

Otherwise the postPEOPLE are pissing their shorts.

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Who the hell says postpeople?
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Or people who don't know the English language.
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