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I just have to say, I love how this thread has derailed. Utterly delightful.

Also I know my pregnancy sized bladder is still larger and more secure then most men I've known. Sure you guys can bend it to keep it from going, but I can do a 10 hour road trip without having the urge to use the creepy sideshow bathrooms on the highway.
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We discussed this in AIM, but unless proof is given, I still say men are better at holding it in.
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Asherian wrote:I just have to say, I love how this thread has derailed. Utterly delightful.

Also I know my pregnancy sized bladder is still larger and more secure then most men I've known. Sure you guys can bend it to keep it from going, but I can do a 10 hour road trip without having the urge to use the creepy sideshow bathrooms on the highway.
Then you are better than most of the girls I know.
And at least with those gross bathrooms we don't have to touch anything. Aside from the tap handle. And, of course, our penises.

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Some girls can pee standing up. I was told how to once, but I've never actually tried it myself.
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smiley_cow wrote:Some girls can pee standing up. I was told how to once, but I've never actually tried it myself.
All girls can pee standing up. It can't be all that challenging.

I'd gather the difficult part is keeping the urine from running down your leg.

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I meant capable of peeing neatly into a urinal. But yes, I suppose you are right.
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It helps if you using something to funnel, but it is very plausible. Or you can always just squat above the toilet without touching it, but in some ways thats harder by far.
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I generally refuse to use public restrooms. I don't want to get accosted by a bum or something. I dunno what's in there.

I will urinate in them, but I shall not ever sit down in the stall.
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I only sit down when the public restroom is not disgustingly dirty, i.e. it's well-kept, like in some restaurants.
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I go to the toilet at home. I also check the stall for toilet paper before sitting down, because it is very awkward to find out you are in a poorly stocked toilet after the fact.

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I found a shit covered sock and crap smeared all over the toilet.
I don't know if the smearing was with the hand before they used a sock, or if it was an accident, or just out of spite.
Thankfully there was a bathroom down one floor pretty quickly.
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I only sit down when I really need to. One of my roommates when I was in Boston didn't go once. We were there for an entire week. Maybe he has problems.

Though the toilet ended up getting clogged somehow anyway. No idea who did it.

PS. Toilet seats can be vectors of disease, so you really shouldn't anyway. Some guy I knew was flat on his ass* for weeks.

*Actually, diarrhea.

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You can't catch a disease from a toilet seat unless you have an open wound on your ass.
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Well I don't know the exact details of his infection but I can't find much information on the subject. Wouldn't it possible for disease to enter through the anus while wiping up?

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