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The Heterosexual Questionnaire.
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Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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When was the last time you said yes?mountainmage wrote:I honestly don't see the appeal for women, but hell, I'm not going to say no.
That was on Bash, and that wasn't true.Cirtur wrote:I heard there was a guy who put methadone in his urethra so that his girlfriend became addicted to his cock.
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Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.
There was a psychology study done, about five or six years ago, that was able to find a correlation between how much semen a woman swallowed and how much she desired performing oral sex. In popular culture, it was a phenomenon that was known as women becoming "addicted" to semen/cock sucking -- the more you could get a girl to swallow semen, the more she would want to, was the logic.LordRetard wrote:When was the last time you said yes?mountainmage wrote:I honestly don't see the appeal for women, but hell, I'm not going to say no.That was on Bash, and that wasn't true.Cirtur wrote:I heard there was a guy who put methadone in his urethra so that his girlfriend became addicted to his cock.
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Really? Do you happen to have the study handy? I would love to read it.
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That was an if and when situation, LR.LordRetard wrote:When was the last time you said yes?mountainmage wrote:I honestly don't see the appeal for women, but hell, I'm not going to say no.
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This is a Psychology Today article, which I believe references the same study (or a similar one).Edminster wrote:Really? Do you happen to have the study handy? I would love to read it.
An excerpt:
"Gallup's study, which he deems "the first serious attempt to investigate the effect of semen chemistry on women," titillated the public and rankled some academics upon publication in Archives of Sexual Behavior. Gallup says he has since replicated the findings with a sample of 700 women and will examine whether "semen withdrawal" places women at an increased risk for depression when they are premenstrual, menopausal or have just given birth, as many women abstain from sex during these periods."
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As far as I can tell that article is not about oral ingestion of semen, but rather regular sex without condoms. Soooo... yeah. Nothing about oral sex in that.
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Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.
Well, some people consider the mouth to be a sexual organ, but really I think it's more the attraction to whatever genital you have your mouth on. A lot of guys really like eating pussy, a lot of girls like sucking cock. These people like vagina and penis respectively, and there is an excitement in pleasing another person, as well. It actually makes a great deal of sense that people like giving oral.
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So I wouldn't be wrong, technically speaking, in saying that homosexuals suck?
Also, going back a bit, I think the questionnaire isn't really all that aggressive. It could have, in theory, have just been made from a real questionnaire, and simply replacing a few choice words. Switch homosexual with heterosexual, replace anatomically incompatable with anatomically different, etc. It's the simplicity of it that really shows how ignorant those questions are.
But yeah, gays have no moral fiber, and are destroying this country. But seeing as how I'm a muslim, I say keep it up!
Also, going back a bit, I think the questionnaire isn't really all that aggressive. It could have, in theory, have just been made from a real questionnaire, and simply replacing a few choice words. Switch homosexual with heterosexual, replace anatomically incompatable with anatomically different, etc. It's the simplicity of it that really shows how ignorant those questions are.
But yeah, gays have no moral fiber, and are destroying this country. But seeing as how I'm a muslim, I say keep it up!
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Yeah well if I had my way you'd ALL be fucking shot!AHMETxRock wrote:But yeah, gays have no moral fiber, and are destroying this country. But seeing as how I'm a muslim, I say keep it up!
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Are you channeling Animal Mother, LR?LordRetard wrote:Yeah well if I had my way you'd ALL be fucking shot!
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Haven't seen it, probably should. Stanley Kubrick is the bestest.
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Seriously, great movie. Highly recommend it.
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I t hink some people out there on the net need to see this more than we do.
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Yeah, we've already mentioned that pretty much everyone here is cool with anyone's orientation.
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