The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Everything else.

Moderator: GreenCrayon

Post Reply
User avatar
Sanjay
Posts: 152
Joined: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:47 pm
Contact:

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by Sanjay »

Well, I am a little creeped out by dendrophiliacs but I suppose nobody is really getting hurt there (except for splinters).

I don't know if there are any of those here but SMBC is a very popular comic.
When the going gets tough, the tough get lonely sometimes.

User avatar
Edminster
Tested positive for Space-AIDS
Posts: 8835
Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:53 pm
Location: Internet
Contact:

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by Edminster »

Yeah, Cirtur's last girlfriend was a tree.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

User avatar
Cirtur
Licensed Troll Pornographer
Posts: 9964
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
Location: Europe
Contact:

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by Cirtur »

If you google "oak tree" you'll see a picture of her.


She's a model. I wonder how she's getting along without me.

cheez.wiz
Human-based Product
Posts: 1006
Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:12 am
Location: My cat's name is mitten.

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by cheez.wiz »

astasia wrote:17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
No, although i must admit that such a therapy would make me gay.

Signed on solely for that pun.
bird bird bird, bird is a word, b-b-b-b-bird oh yeah bird is a word, bird bird bird

User avatar
GreenCrayon
Traditional Iconoclast
Posts: 1642
Joined: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:16 am
Location: United Kingdom

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by GreenCrayon »

cheez.wiz wrote:Signed on solely for that pun.
It's been a long day, so I'm probably just overlooking the obvious.

Um, what pun?
Pirate.

User avatar
LordRetard
The Most Retardedest
Posts: 9973
Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
Location: My Parents' Basement

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by LordRetard »

I think it's gay = happy, but I still don't quite get it.

User avatar
Rainbow
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
Posts: 1622
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:41 pm
Location: Transexual, Transylvania
Contact:

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by Rainbow »

I think I get it, and I'm just not that impressed. :cry:
AHMETxROCK wrote:This is not quoteworthy.

User avatar
Edminster
Tested positive for Space-AIDS
Posts: 8835
Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:53 pm
Location: Internet
Contact:

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by Edminster »

And I'm not impressed with your reaction time.

EDIT
oh dear god i'm 3000 posts old
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

User avatar
Rainbow
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
Posts: 1622
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:41 pm
Location: Transexual, Transylvania
Contact:

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by Rainbow »

Psh, if I had cancer you'd be impressed with my reaction time.
AHMETxROCK wrote:This is not quoteworthy.

User avatar
LordRetard
The Most Retardedest
Posts: 9973
Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
Location: My Parents' Basement

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by LordRetard »

Not me, I hate cancer.

User avatar
Rainbow
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
Posts: 1622
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:41 pm
Location: Transexual, Transylvania
Contact:

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by Rainbow »

69 posts up in this bitch. Well, not anymore.
AHMETxROCK wrote:This is not quoteworthy.

User avatar
Asherian
Token Erisian
Posts: 1272
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:22 am
Location: A City in the rain

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by Asherian »

Post count now equals age? How immature we all must seem to you then Ed.
As pure as the driven snow. Bitches

User avatar
LordRetard
The Most Retardedest
Posts: 9973
Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
Location: My Parents' Basement

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by LordRetard »

It's nothing compared to how I feel. I'm the most mature here (till MM gets back).

User avatar
Oldrac the Chitinous
Chicken O' the Sea
Posts: 3477
Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:41 pm
Location: The Perfect Stillness of the Deep
Contact:

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by Oldrac the Chitinous »

Farts!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

User avatar
Asherian
Token Erisian
Posts: 1272
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:22 am
Location: A City in the rain

Re: The Heterosexual Questionnaire.

Post by Asherian »

LordRetard wrote:It's nothing compared to how I feel. I'm the most mature here (till MM gets back).
Gets back? He left the forum in any format? I'm... surprised.
As pure as the driven snow. Bitches

Post Reply