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Remember those gay penguins?

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A few years ago we had the first gay penguins living in San Francisco Zoo, Harry and Pepper. Well read about their harrowing split and see what you think.

My heart goes out to Pepper.

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And according to SFGate.com Edell is getting many e-mails from people who are outraged that Harry and Pepper split up.
Has to be my favourite line in the article. I mean come on! It's penguins! Is the zoo suppose to take them to marriage counselling? Why do I picture Republicans using this as evidence that homosexuality is indeed evil? The other gay penguin come are German and we all know that the Germans are up to no good.
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I think marriage counselling may be the very thing they need.

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But they were never married! Sure, they had a wedding ceremony, but gay marriage is still illegal and they didn't sign the contract.
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Well couple counselling then. The sentiment is the same.

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So he's into chicks too and his lover got jealous? Possessive bitch.
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Bisexual penguins.

I'm a bit concerned though, that this will be used against gay humans.
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I'm not. Penguins aren't even primates, and their behavior is barely comparable to a human's.
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Tundra wrote:Bisexual penguins.

I'm a bit concerned though, that this will be used against gay humans.
How?
With some PSA villifying penguins and telling young people "Don't be a penguin, penises belong with vaginas"?

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I could only see this working someplace where they hate penguins.

This is clearly impossible.
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What about in Alaska? I hear penguins there are like dingos in Australia.

But they already hate the gay in Alaska.

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Oh man, Alaska is completely overrun with penguins. That's why the whole 'shooting wolves from a helicopter' thing got so much publicity; without the wolves to devour them, penguins overpopulate quite swiftly.
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Is this why Sarah Palin seemed so alien to me? She hated the penguin, one of the animals I have felt on my skin.

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There are no penguins in Alaska...

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