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They are sending me letters. I ONLY SIGNED UP FOR THE MAGAZINE FOR THE FREE TORCH

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Your doomed now. Using that torch bound your soul in their servitude for all time. You must burn your face off or you will never be free.
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I didn't even have a choice in the matter. All 18 year old men have to sign up for selective service, it's the law. It's basically a way of saying, "Hey there's definitely never going to be a draft, but if there is you're totally on the waiting list."
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mountainmage wrote:I didn't even have a choice in the matter. All 18 year old men have to sign up for selective service, it's the law. It's basically a way of saying, "Hey there's definitely never going to be a draft, but if there is you're totally on the waiting list."
Wow, and everyone wants to be American why again?
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Cirtur wrote:They are sending me letters. I ONLY SIGNED UP FOR THE MAGAZINE FOR THE FREE TORCH
Was it the territorial army?

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
Cirtur wrote:They are sending me letters. I ONLY SIGNED UP FOR THE MAGAZINE FOR THE FREE TORCH
Was it the territorial army?
If so be careful, they tend to be territorial.
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Kimra wrote:Wow, and everyone wants to be American why again?
We're no utopia, but I still think it's a great country. Every great country has its downsides.
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In this case it's loss of your civil liberties.

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Hmmm, loss of civil liberties, but a plethora of potato based snacks. I know I'm torn!
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Go to Ireland if you want potato-based snacks.

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HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ILL OF AMERICA!
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I'll speak as ill of america as I please. The only person I have to fear is Bandit Keith.

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TERRORIST!
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That image is horrible.

Personally I'd love to emmigrate out of the US. I really have never been able to understand why someone would want to live here, especially in the last 2 decades. I don't even have to worry about the draft (Women don't have to sign up, and the military wouldn't take me when I tried to join willingly.), I just dislike the heavy federalist state that we've got going coupled with huge inefficiencies of policy.
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yEAH, THE MILITARY WOULDN'T TAKE ME, EITHER. You know what? I'm too lazy to type that all again properly capitalised today.
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