This Place

[P.C Officer]

It needs to be cleaned up. References to raping oneself and an active child pornographer as a member! It's despicable!

So I am here as the Political Correctness Officer to help save this place from itself. Here is a sample of my work:

Do not listen to Mage he is a filthy dirty Communist liar. There are currently no Americans on the Forums, as they all live in the Glorious People's Republic of Zachistan.

Shut up a man can dream.

Do not listen to Mage he is a left-wing person who often does not tell the truth, however there is no proven link between being left-leaning and not telling the truth; mage also does not bathe very often and likewise this not linked to the previous two statements. There are currently no Americans on the Forums, as they all live in the Glorious People's Republic of Zachistan.

Please be quiet a person can dream.

I have high-lighted my additions in green, for safety.

[Asherian]

I must ask dear P. C. Officer, do you plan on tempering other post through out the forum, or will you keep your corrections to this thread? Inquiring minds are desperately curious, almost as desperate as a heroin junky on day 2.

[P.C Officer]

I'm seeing what people think and then perhaps expanding.

Wouldn't want to offend anyone.

[LordRetard]

I'm curiously desperate. Also, everyone can tell you're not a real policeman because of that hat. I've never seen a policeman wear a hat like that.

[Cirtur]

I have seen them wear hats like that, but not where I live. They either don't wear hats or wear flat ones.

[freako104]

I'm curiously desperate. Also, everyone can tell you're not a real policeman because of that hat. I've never seen a policeman wear a hat like that.

Maybe he is from Scotland Yard?

[AHMETxRock]

It's for the photo-op, obviously.

[mountainmage]

Ooh, ooh, I have a couple of requests, PC PC!

http://www.smbc-comics.com/smbcforum/vi ... 999#p46999

http://www.smbc-comics.com/smbcforum/vi ... 071#p47071

[Asherian]

I'm wondering if I post a link to one of Ahmet's post will he make it make sense? Cause there are a few doosies of "wtf" that would be Great to have translated.

[AHMETxRock]

I make as much sense as spring cleaning during your mother.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Asherian]

That, is almost a great example of what I meant, but honestly I can parse it so not enough of one.

[LordRetard]

In times like this I usually pretend that that post doesn't exist, instead of trying to decipher his strange, incomprehensible tongue.

[mountainmage]

Maybe he's speaking in tongues.

[Cirtur]

Only people that accept Jesus into their hearts can speak in tongues. That and anyone who can impersonate baby talk.

[P.C Officer]

Hello, new friends! My good person, mountain mage, has suggested some posts, so I shall correct them so that they are safe for the children and minorities.

Shutup Bitch

Why can't you friggen just not complain..what the fucks peoples problems trying to find fault in everything...Just Shut the Fuck up and enjoy the forums..If you dont like my fucking threads dont post in it...no one cares about your opinion of whos in the wrong topic...accept for you..

and lastly this is a ask a teenage creeper thread..not a sahan is a homo..who speaks when not asked thread..

you loner homo

Oh deary me. We have some work to do here. I have also taken the liberty of fixing the punctuation so that it is readable for people with English as a second language.

Shut up, person I do not have warm feelings toward.

Why can't you refrain from complaining? What are the problems of these individuals? They appear to be trying to find fault in this specific issue. I strongly urge you to be quiet and enjoy the forums . If you dont like my * threads dont post in them. I do not wish to hear your opinion, though I cannot vouch for any other members of the forum.

Lastly, this is a "ask a teenager who is interested in the business of others" thread. Not a thread in which Sahan can express himself as a homosexual, something that is not inherently bad, and as a person who perhaps speak out of turn.

I believe him to be a homosexual with very little social interaction, something that is not abhorrent on its own, many well-adjusted people like to take back seat to society.

I hope this will do. Brussels forbids me from doing more work than that in a week.