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In general, I've noticed that skeezy campus bars do not card, probably because under-age college kids always have a ton of money to waste on shitty drinks. Then again I have been carded once in my life.

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Going to France in a couple of weeks, so I won't have to be carded any more. Also find some absinthe?

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LordRetard wrote:In general, I've noticed that skeezy campus bars do not card, probably because under-age college kids always have a ton of money to waste on shitty drinks. Then again I have been carded once in my life.
Not really a skeezy campus bar, though. A reasonably up-class british pub. I think it was just that Thursdays was one of their lighter nights, and after 10 it was reasonably empty and they didn't have a host at the front any more.

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Man I got lucky to wind up with this dude who's parents are farking loaded. And pretty free and easy with there money.

About three weeks ago he told his parents he got arrested and I had to pay $500 to bail him out. They sent a check the next day. He wasn't arrested. He got drunk and overslept past work and almost got fired so he came up with a bs story and just ran with it.
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Rich, dishonest, and gets so drunk he pisses the bed?

Please tell me he is at least super-nice and amazing in the sack, because otherwise this is starting to become incredibly sad.
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Sounds like you've found yourself a winner!
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Maybe it's Robert Downey Jr.
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Hasn't he cleaned up his act, though?
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Maybe it's Courtney Love.

I mean, nobody knows what she is going to look like from day to day.

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She killed Kurt Cobain!... I'm not that sad about it, though.

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Hahaha I'll bet it is starting to look sad! Yeah he takes advantage of his parents. Yeah he gets drunk and pees on our stuff. But he's always super sweet to me and sentimental. I was only kidding about only being in it for the money. Im not. That is, however, an added bonus.

The reason he's been doing so much dumb stuff is because we are about to move and have had a party damn near every night for the past two months. Im pretty exhausted but isn't it strange that our circle of friends becomes incredible as soon as we announce we are leaving forever?
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Hop the p-town ferry and come party in Boston!

Also, I hope you're prepared for a winter right next to the ocean >_<

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Aw man I know! I'm really excited about hanging out in P-town. We are putting the majority of our stuff in storage until we move in Jan, including our marijuana smoking devices so I can't wait to pick something new up in the gay capitol.

Also, Cape Cod just kind of sucks in the winter.

Fun fact, there is no fast food in Cape Cod for almost 3 hours in every direction.

Finally, Boston accents sound stupid. Do you have a stupid Boston accent, Avalent?
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Oh ya know, they call my town P-town. I don't think you mean the same town however.
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Being in New Jersey, I can only imagine it's because of the smell.
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