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so I had to throw my bed out today

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Because my boyfriend spent the past two nights getting drunk and pissing all over it.

Not to mention last weekend when he pissed next to it.

Now I sleep on the floor. God damn it.
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Did you throw it out twice?

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Punch him in the testicles.
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Whoops. I didn't mean to post that so many times.

I only threw the mattress out once. Man it was gross. It was so soaked in pee I didn't want to cally it down three flights of stairs so I just chucked it off the balcony.

I am angry. But its only a week that ill have to sleep on the floor. Next week I am moving to Cape Cod into a fully furnished place of living of some sort.
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So the downside to your rich boyfriend is that he gets drunk and pees all over everything?
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When people piss on beds they belong in nursing homes. That's my understanding of it anyway.
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Sounds like you should throw your boyfriend out to.
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HARDKORE wrote:Sounds like you should throw your boyfriend out to.
QFT. A drunk boyfriend with incontinence issues doesn't sound like he's worth the cash.
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Sahan wrote:QFT. A drunk boyfriend with incontinence issues doesn't sound like he's worth the cash.
That makes him sound like a hooker, which is basically the exact opposite issue.

Oh yeah, also this sounds ridiculous. Like he has serious issues. Hopefully they can be dealt with, but maybe not.

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If this happens often, I'd suggest an intervention.
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Mmm I think it already happened, but the interventioners eventually got sick of being peed on and gave up.
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There are some chicks who dig getting pissed on.

I think her boyfriend should simply get with one of them.
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I was pretty pissed when it happened. I don't know when it started but its not like he's some chronic bedwetter. Its when he drinks. A lot. Of beer. The other night we had a beerpong tournament which is why we were drinking so much booze.

I think nearly everyone who overdrinks occasionally has a pee story. I tried to pee in my cats litter box two years ago.
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Re: so I had to throw my bed out today
by GirlsDontDoThat on Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:00 am

I was pretty pissed when it happened. I don't know when it started but its not like he's some chronic bedwetter. Its when he drinks. A lot. Of beer. The other night we had a beerpong tournament which is why we were drinking so much booze.

I think nearly everyone who overdrinks occasionally has a pee story. I tried to pee in my cats litter box two years ago.
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It's not a big deal. He's just destroyed his liver and can no longer control it. Whatever.

When I saw the topic, I thought you had to throw it out because it was moving time, and I was going to make a semen related joke.

I guess I kinda called it?
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