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Re: so I had to throw my bed out today

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I way agree with you. And it's not as if I have a small stomach either. Drinking 10+ beers in quick succession, and eating any snack food that's lying around... So that I can have a sick stomach before I even get drunk? That's why beer is for drinking, liquor is for getting drunk.

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Re: so I had to throw my bed out today

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I'm not trying to sound like a smart-ass or anything, but I think a person of a greater mass would require more alcohol than a person of lesser girth and whatnot.
YES, I'M TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS. IT'S SO HUGE I CAN'T GET DRUNK. ALL THE BLOOD GOES THERE. I'VE LEARNED A SPECIAL PARTY TRICK WHERE I CAN SHOOT THE ALCOHOL OUT LIKE SEMEN.
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That's true, and even moreso if their surplus weight is partly muscle. At that, I've also inherited both my family's alcohol tolerance and bad stomach. Still, even though I know that the odds are against me it's not like that's really stopped anyone determined to drink enough beer to get drunk. I simply lack this determination because I know that drinking that much beer is going to be way more trouble than it's worth, because it'd be cheaper and easier to buy the shittiest rum you can find and mix it with coke.

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