I can't stop doing this stupid Arnold Schwarzeneggar voice

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Kimra wrote:
Apocalyptus wrote:Do many people even Barbeque prawns when it's not summer? I personally like to fry them in a wok with garlic...
I don't eat seafood. And most people I know eat them 'as is' when they buy them which is normally Christmas Day (since I don't eat seafood my household tends not to buy very much), which as you know is SUMMER,* so I don't think so. But who knows up in Townsville they have a strange way of living.

*you heard me bitches summer.
Wait, so you eat them raw*!?! :shock:

*Or frozen, if you're like that.
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Euclidthegreek wrote:Wait, so you eat them raw*!?! :shock:

*Or frozen, if you're like that.
What colour are they when you buy them? Because they're orange/white most the time when you buy them here. That's cooked you know. Their blue when they're raw.
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Well, we usually eat them while they're still wriggling. Also we have a traditional floating barbeque that allows the barbequer to still have a swim in the backyard pool whilst cooking. Some take them out into the ocean and BBQ the prawns on the spot, but that's plain silly in my opinion.
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Huh. Seems like this guy makes a better introduction than me. All I had to do was wait ~2 years after registering, then enter with all accented guns blazing. (It all seems so obvious, now!)

Anyway, my Arnold Schwarzenegger joke, which you must have undoubtedly heard by now;
This Easter, Arnold Schwarzenegger decided not to send out any Easter eggs to the California State Assembly.
"Why?" Asked his secretary, "do you not like Easter any more?"
"No, I still love Easter, baby," Arnold replied.
Apocalyptus wrote:Do many people even Barbeque prawns when it's not summer? I personally like to fry them in a wok with garlic...
I have never barbecued prawns before. Still, living in England means I get a grand total of 12 rainless days per year in which to extract my barbecue from the minefield that is my garage. Prawns probably travel about 14,000 miles on ice in various cargo holds before they reach my grubby fingers. At which point they've been acidically shelled and pumped full of pink dye to give them a bit of colour. Still, I mainly eat them in sandwiches and care little for chemicals in my food.

Particularly when the chemicals taste so good.
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Felstaff wrote:"No, I still love Easter, baby," Arnold replied.
I know I must've missed something, 'cos I don't get it.

IMPORTANT EDIT: No, wait, I said it out loud. Sorry. Carry on.
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Thank you for prompting me to say it out loud.

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Cirtur wrote:Thank you for prompting me to say it out loud.
I can't do a Schwarzeneggar voice, the joke is lost to me! Lost!
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How had I lived this long without ever hearing that joke before?

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Kimra wrote:
Cirtur wrote:Thank you for prompting me to say it out loud.
I can't do a Schwarzeneggar voice, the joke is lost to me! Lost!
I still love easter baby = hasta la vista baby

I thought it was weak, but I don't care for sound-a-like jokes.

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I think most of this genre would be weak and the joke teller should be taken out and shot, but this one is pretty good.
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AHMETxRock wrote:teller should be taken out and shot
I enjoyed him in the role of Zooty, but I'd reconsider your job as organiser of his dates*.

I replied to Ahmet. Does that make me a bad person?

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GreenCrayon wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:teller should be taken out and shot
I enjoyed him in the role of Zooty, but I'd reconsider your job as organiser of his dates*.

I replied to Ahmet. Does that make me a bad person?

*If I were you.**
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I often reply to Ahmet and I was recently voted more popular than both bankers AND MPs.

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Cirtur wrote:I often reply to Ahmet and I was recently voted more popular than both bankers AND MPs.
Was Ahmet the voter?

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No see, the joke was that over here bankers and MPs are both very unpopular.

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