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Ah, I only get 190 mentions because I'm not needy and people take my opinions seriously!

It is true. Cirtur is up there for his love of child pornography and subsequent references.
And Ahmet, is, well, Ahmet.

I could try and make jokes. Like um, yesterday, I saw some apples in a shop that were quite sensibly priced. Sensible like Lethal, because he seems fairly sensible.

Cirtur wrote:I don't think you should be allowed to use words that rhyme any more.

I'm sticking with a near rhyme. Because I don't know how to say her name, I had to go with a vague mockery of a rhyme. TOTALLY INTENTIONAL.

I've been pronouncing it uh-STAY-zha, but that's because I don't know how to use the fancy font things that LR does.

Edminster wrote:I've been pronouncing it uh-STAY-zha, but that's because I don't know how to use the fancy font things that LR does.

See? I was going with ass-tay-shi-a. Please give me the correct spelling if you want to be rhymed with properly Astasia.

ass-tay-shi-a
im-pa-gi-a

totally rhymes

I've been thinking [æˈsteɪʒiə], rhyming with "fantasia" [fænˈteɪʒə].

LordRetard wrote:I've been thinking [æˈsteɪʒiə], rhyming with "fantasia" [fænˈteɪʒə].

So for all my inability to write the letters out fancy like, that's pretty similar to how I would pronounce it.

It sounds like you were using four syllables, though I would say it in three myself. That's one of my complaints about IPA, since it's not very clear on syllable boundaries.

Next question; how do you pronounce "impargia"?

To me it looks like im-PAR-zhee-uh

LordRetard wrote:Next question; how do you pronounce "impargia"?

I edited it in to my second last post on the thread. Im(imp)-par(party)-gi(jihad)-a(a)

Kimra wrote:Im(imp)-par(party)-gi(jihad)-a(a)

That's what I was thinking... But I don't think that's very close.

Look I tried my best. Leave me and my unrhyming alone. Poetry isn't always supposed to rhyme you know!

Yeah, like the kind I wrote in the 11th grade! I don't write poetry anymore.

LordRetard wrote:I've been thinking [æˈsteɪʒiə], rhyming with "fantasia" [fænˈteɪʒə].

You are correct, sir.

Astasia like Fantasia. Uh-stayz-yah.

P.S. Edit: Also, it is funny when I pretend to be needy, because that's what women are like. Except when they're super-dykes and they are like men. Or except when they are like my best friend, who doesn't care about nobody and thinks we should bomb Africa, just to get rid of all the poor people and AIDS.

P.S.S. Edit: But, she is still my best friend, despite being quite racist/classist, because she is fun to talk to when you want to get down on anyone about anything and is good at gossip. Also, she loves cuddling and has super perky D-cup breasts, on this cute little thin/curvy body. And, you can never underrate having a hot best friend.

(P.S.S.S. - the P.S. and P.S.S. were added after the initial edits and re-edits.)