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Kimra wrote:make as much sense as a drunk Cirtur.
I make plenty sense. You're just not next to me when I'm saying aloud what I want to type.
Buy me a ticket to England, I'll trial this out.*

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Okay I will get you a ticket.

Just as soon as I murder my parents for the inheritance money because FLIGHTS ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE.

Seriously. Damn it. Although me and Felstaff and Green Crayon could meet up.

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I'm scared of meeting you in real life, Cirtur.

I have nightmares that you follow the cord from your computer all the way to my house, and show up drunk and spelling incorrectly and everyone I know throws something at me, each item heavier or more akin to urine.

I should probably have posted this in the Dreams thread.
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No I'm actually fairly urbane while sober, and I don't get drunk that often.

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Dude

Just pack a few swords with you. When things start to go bad just point one at him and run the other way. You can tell something is up. If a woman said they were going to come over and set with me, I would not start talking about calling over a bunch of dudes.

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That's great advice, Hardkore, except for the fact that I can read it.

Anyway, crayon, I don't think I could follow the cord to your house. But my magic falcon* can find you!

*This is also how I am going to refer to my penis from now on.

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People are terrified of me when I get drunk on account of the fact that I keep yelling and threatening people, but they just need to relax.

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HARDKORE wrote:Dude

Just pack a few swords with you. When things start to go bad just point one at him and run the other way. You can tell something is up. If a woman said they were going to come over and set with me, I would not start talking about calling over a bunch of dudes.

I got a nice new case in today. It is an awesome case. I am going to look into getting the glass etched. I want a nice grim reaper on it.
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LordRetard wrote:People are terrified of me when I get drunk on account of the fact that I keep yelling and threatening people, but they just need to relax.
People are terrified of me when I'm drunk because I start telling people how much I love them. For a good image of this, imagine a 600 pound gorilla running up to you going "I love you! *hugs* *sqeee*" and you might feel the same terror that they feel.
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People are stupid. Fear is nothing. What is there to be afraid of. A girl ran up to me and started saying that she loved me and I would probably look around for my friends to see who put her up to it and then I would be like jackpot. I was say it in a glenn quagmire voice
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I definitely don't know why people I know still bother to flinch when I'm doing something. I'm big and loud but I'm not exactly violent or anything.

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HARDKORE wrote:People are stupid. Fear is nothing. What is there to be afraid of. A girl ran up to me and started saying that she loved me and I would probably look around for my friends to see who put her up to it and then I would be like jackpot. I was say it in a glenn quagmire voice
I think your ignoring the 600 pound gorilla imagery.
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It really depends on whether the gorilla is going to try to crush my insides or not. It's fun to do this and watch the huggee writhe in pain and terror.

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LordRetard wrote:I definitely don't know why people I know still bother to flinch when I'm doing something. I'm big and loud but I'm not exactly violent or anything.
Give 'em a set of ear plugs. Easy fix. I am also very loud when drunk... and sober... youngest of four children, volume is all you've got sometimes.
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Well, I'm youngest between me and my two brothers but I'm not just the loudest but also the strongest. We stopped getting into fights when I started winning them.

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